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SummerOnions

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Worth enjoying this weeks table, at least we've had it once...

Anyways. Huge props to @Woland for sorting me an unexpected ticket this morning as I dashed out of bed, rolled in the shower and raided me change jar to get there in just about enough time for a pint.

Thoughts:

Wijnaldum was fucking ace. The ball stuck to him like glue, and he looks capable of much more this season. If he can learn to score from the edge of the box frequently he'd honestly be up there with some of the best with this trajectory.

Yeah yeah, it's only West Ham, but they've just spent loads, and have made fools of us in the past (remember that weird game of Lovren being superLovren and we lost 3-0?) So it was good to smash them.

Trent looked way off the pace and seemed unwilling to overlap. Maybe he got fully Englanded through the summer and will need a bit of time to be less cautious. Who knows. Loads of shit crosses, but glad Klopp was able to keep him on and not knock his confidence.

Keita looks like he's gonna be fucking boss, eh? Proper driving midfielder we haven't had since Stevie. Yeah yeah he's not gonna top bin them every other game is he but still, he's gonna be ridiculous for us. Can't wait to see him twat several shades out of the Ev and Utd.

Robertson is our best left back in my lifetime for sure. Fucking love the guy.

Wish we could keep Milner in one of those cryogenic things from Futurama and just unfreeze him when we need him. Still top class.

Allison looks like I have no idea if he'll Karius yet, but the kid could smoke a cigar and still play at the same time, he looks cool as fuck.

Front three - what can you say? Probably the best in Europe on current form.

Add in proper cover from Sturridge, Shaqiri et al and it's looking up for the first time in ages. We might not blow this one, lads...
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Possession 65 - 35
Shots 18 (8) - 5 (2)
Corners 5 - 4
Fouls 14 - 9
 
Just watched Klopp’s post match. Has there ever been a manager as joyful and smiling as Kloppy ? Most of them are miserable and take themselves too seriously.

Pogba would love to play for us.
 
National media attention has been very much on Arsenal/City with our match being treated as a bit of a sideshow.

I am sure Klopp wants it to stay that way.
 
Joining? Fucking joining? Who started the campsite that brought Keita to our club? Who came up with the thread title 'I waNaby (under the sea, in an octopuses garden, in the shade)'? Who fucking did that Wizzy? I've completely forgotten.

What put the spark in your soul to realize that the redeemer was arriving?
 
Also also... Appaz since Van Dijk joined he has the most clean sheets of anyone in the league, and we haven't conceded at Anfield since fucking February...

Fair fucking play you dicksplashing financial sum of madness. What a player he is

I think we've only played 6 teams, all shit, at home during that period, but you can tell he's made a significant difference to the defence. It doesn't really matter who plays next to him either.
 
Joining? Fucking joining? Who started the campsite that brought Keita to our club? Who came up with the thread title 'I waNaby (under the sea, in an octopuses garden, in the shade)'? Who fucking did that Wizzy? I've completely forgotten.
I’ll back you on that. My memory is shit but I think you set up camp. I was there early doors on that one too.
 
Joining? Fucking joining? Who started the campsite that brought Keita to our club? Who came up with the thread title 'I waNaby (under the sea, in an octopuses garden, in the shade)'? Who fucking did that Wizzy? I've completely forgotten.

Indeed! Hats of to the Doc. I'd just like to add that I advocated us signing him when he was playing for Salzburg.
I'll take a small part of the credit my good friend, albeit very small.
 
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Look at this lovely trade someone has just offered me. Now would I like to trade Mane for Xhaka.......hmmm let me think......would I trade my house for this cardboard box....
 
Lovely start that. We finally have a really strong bench. Would have liked to add one more CB but we look well set. The race for second is on!
 
Haha! What a boss win! Just got home from an epic flight from Oz to watch the full game on LFCTV but for someone who has missed most of the preseason games - Fuck me we look good. Couple of points.

What the fuck! Gini? When did he turn into a baller!? Kieta? Er hello Mr number 8. Judging on this show it's a fucking good sign. Allison? Hello Mr chilled. Along with VVD (super cool) And then to add on top of everything else - Mane, Salah and Bobby tearing it up. A dollop of Studge just about puts the icing on the butt fucking that WH just received. I'm already brushing my tongue in anticipation of the full 1st team rimming that I'm duly obliged to give out. Sure WH were pretty shite but you can\t argue with the score. Citeh? We are coming for you!
 
Joining? Fucking joining? Who started the campsite that brought Keita to our club? Who came up with the thread title 'I waNaby (under the sea, in an octopuses garden, in the shade)'? Who fucking did that Wizzy? I've completely forgotten.
Me too. The title was shit anyway, so hey ho.
 
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