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Mario Balotelli and his strange world of twitter

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cloggypop

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He's gone cryptic now.

@FinallyMario: Thanks to Liverpool funs for this year .... I m loading for next season. https://instagram.com/p/3FOEGOrjwC/

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Is that Wembley?

Why's he in chains?

Why is there a barrel?
 
He will be playing tomb raider or watching indiana jones when he should be watching the FA cup final?
 
Markeh said:
what part does wembley play?
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Do you see vines growing.

Mario wants to break free and plant some vines at Wembley - the unique cool climate will accentuate the acid levels in bold Italian varietals such as Nebbiolo and add a layer of herbaceous, earthy texture.

Mario knows this - but he is in chains and the Wembley fields are empty.
 
StevieM said:
Do you see vines growing.

Mario wants to break free and plant some vines at Wembley - the unique cool climate will accentuate the acid levels in bold Italian varietals such as Nebbiolo and add a layer of herbaceous, earthy texture.

Mario knows this - but he is in chains and the Wembley fields are empty.
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makes sense to grow some grapes there with the prosecco shortage, nobody gives a shite about international football
 
Markeh said:
makes sense to grow some grapes there with the prosecco shortage, nobody gives a shite about international football
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The vines would be about as mobile as some of England's players.

Wait.... there's a Prosecco shortage?????

How does that happen?
 
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All it means is he's lost the remote control to his telly. We've all felt that sense of helplessness and frustration.
 
Markeh said:
definitely more mobile than big Andy

too much rain supposedly
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It's Italy - surely they'll just throw whatever grape juice they can find into the tank, inject it with Co2 & call it Prosecco.

Aussies market some of their sparkling as Prosecco - so I presume the Italians haven't go round to trademarking the name.
 
You haven't lived until you've had done Aussie sparkling shiraz.
 
Could be worse - the kiwis have been adding bubbles to their Sauv Blanc.

Imagine that.... something that smells and tastes like cats piss, but is also bubbly.

Why would you?
 
StevieM said:
Could be worse - the kiwis have been adding bubbles to their Sauv Blanc.

Imagine that.... something that smells and tastes like cats piss, but is also bubbly.

Why would you?
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I suppose it takes the taste of the sheep's cunt out of their mouths.
 
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