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Enter Shaqiri (Done Deal!)

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Cunt seems more interested in body building than playing football. His upper body is one of the most absurdly comical sights in football. If he lost weight, I have no doubt he'd be a far more effective footballer.

Fekir is a bit like that too, but not quite to the same absurd degree. Hopefully Klopp will ask him to tone down a bit if he's signed.
 
They told Gomez to cut it out when he worked too much with the weights. If they thought Gomez was overdoing it, they'll pass out from shock if Shaqiri turns up.
 
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So the thread title has nothing at all to do with Enter Shikari (the British Rock band)?

Because if it did, then ....

You know what, I can’t be arsed.
 
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I thought it was Shakira!

https://goo.gl/images/Dc9BA3
 
Fekir is a bit like that too, but not quite to the same absurd degree. Hopefully Klopp will ask him to tone down a bit if he's signed.

Fabinho is really skinny but regarded as strong/physical....strange. Footballers of today look more and more like ski jumpers.
 
I'm still utterly confused by the thread title.

But lets say we are interested in him ... where does he fit in ?

Our system works best when we have real pace in our front three but Shaqiri doesn't have any.

Can he play through the middle ?

Is his middle name Malcolm?
 
Hahaha! You had the better picture though.

*kicks stone

Yes, that extra effort meant I was second though. I found (and discarded) your shitty image at once.

Anyway, I still don't understand the ski jumper comparison. Are they all the same? Are they tall? Short? Thin? Fat? WHAT?
 
Yes, that extra effort meant I was second though. I found (and discarded) your shitty image at once.

Anyway, I still don't understand the ski jumper comparison. Are they all the same? Are they tall? Short? Thin? Fat? WHAT?

They need to eat more sandwiches.

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The white Fabinho?
 
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