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Just when you thought Newcastle have gotten their act together

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Joe Kinnear set to make shock return to Newcastle United as director of football in management shake-up

Newcastle United are set to appoint Joe Kinnear as a director of football in a startling shake up of the club’s management structure after last season’s brush with relegation.


Kinnear spent just over six months as Newcastle’s manager between September 2008 and April 2009, a volatile period in the middle of a campaign that ended with Newcastle suffering the humiliation of relegation to the Championship.

In that short period, Kinnear earned plenty of eye-catching headlines with his press conferences while putting out a series of fires in the dressing room for owner Mike Ashley caused by Kevin Keegan’s resignation.
It was memorable stint from one of football’s most colourful characters, but few fans remember it fondly and he won just five of his 26 games in charge.
However, Newcastle were not in the relegation zone when he left the club because of heart trouble and both Ashley and managing director Derek Llambias have remained close to him. Both were adamant the team would not have gone down if he had remained as manager.
Having already suffered a heart attack while manager of Wimbledon, Kinnear – whose appointment has now bewildered fans for a second time – will come back to the North-East without the pressure of front line management.
The idea has almost certainly to have come from Ashley, who still maintains Kinnear is the best manager he has worked with during his six years in charge of the club.
Ashley was far from impressed with the way the team performed last season – they finished fifth from bottom just 12 months after finishing fifth from top – and while he resisted the temptation to make manager Alan Pardew pay for it with his job, he has wanted to change the way the club is run.
Kinnear, who has been out of work since he quit as Newcastle’s manager, will take overall responsibility for the Academy and much of the football administration work currently done by Llambias.
He is also expected to work closely with manager Alan Pardew and chief scout Graham Carr to help shape the first team squad, despite his apparent lack of involvement in the game over the last four years.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...ector-of-football-in-management-shake-up.html
 
Pete Graves ‏@PeteGravesSky 11s
Spoke to Joe Kinnear. 3 year contract at #nufc as director of football. Overseeing playing style and transfers.
 
Overseeing playing style! That's REALLY funny. What a cockney charm school, Kinnear and Pardew.
 
what a fucking dream of a partnership !!

who would win in a fight :

Kinnear & pardew V batman & robin

Kinnear & pardew V skippy & flipper
 
Kinnear's already talking about 'deciding what needs tampering with'. I bet Pardew's seething.
 
That's just really weird.

I hope the Cabaye to Monaco for 20M+ rumours aren't true also. That's too much money in their hands!
 
@CaulkinTheTimes: Lke old times. Kinnear calls Derek Llambias David, speaks about "Arab invasion" of PL, says he wasn't accepted before because not a Geordie.
 
And yet he still trots out the 'They're probably the best fans in football' crap. They're not the best fans anywhere except the mad as a March hare/leaving at 70 minutes leagues.
 
It must be to get Pardew to resign and get him off that ridiculous long-term contract. That's surely the only explanation.


I thought that too. But surely there must be an easier way of firing Pardew. This is right out Venky's book of football management.
 
I thought that too. But surely there must be an easier way of firing Pardew. This is right out Venky's book of football management.


I don't know. I suppose they could have vetoed his transfer targets and messed him around until he got peed off, but with a stonking seven year contract I bet his agent would've told him to hold tight and wait to be sacked. After all, if the club started to slide down the table next season they wouldn't be able to wait that long before acting, whereas Pardew could happily say he's in for the long term no matter what. So in a perverse sense this has some logic - especially as Kinnear probably couldn't be arsed about how short a time he spends there so long as he gets a nice bit of cash.
 
I was just thinking of Joe Kinnear the other day. In fact I'm sure Ashley read that Rory Kinnear was going to be the new Doctor Who, and he also though about Joe Kinnear as a result. A week later and he's hired.

Someone should intercept Pellegrini's daily paper, and replace it with a version that includes subliminal messages about Carroll, Allen, Coates, Spearing and Downing.
 
I don't know. I suppose they could have vetoed his transfer targets and messed him around until he got peed off, but with a stonking seven year contract I bet his agent would've told him to hold tight and wait to be sacked. After all, if the club started to slide down the table next season they wouldn't be able to wait that long before acting, whereas Pardew could happily say he's in for the long term no matter what. So in a perverse sense this has some logic - especially as Kinnear probably couldn't be arsed about how short a time he spends there so long as he gets a nice bit of cash.


True that but there is a possibility that this might have the opposite effect. Pardew now has someone to share the blame. The only thing which was working for Newcastle was their scouting. Now that might be affected too.

From nufc.com

Things had been quiet... too quiet.
Shock news on Sunday afternoon that Joe Kinnear has returned to Newcastle as Director of F*******.
That F-word is apparently Football but for most of us it was the other F-word that sprung to mind as the news broke that the foul-mouthed one had returned to Barrack Road. Quite what Alan Pardew makes of all this isn't yet known but at least Kinnear has only been given a three-year deal, not the eight dished out to everyone else last year....

Already Kinnear has managed to forget his boss' name - it's Derek Llambias, Joe, not Dave, David, or Larry the Lamb. We wonder which of our recent acquisitions will follow Charles Insomnia N'Zogbia out of the door after Joe gets his name spectacularly wrong.

Suggestions on a postcard....We have our own thoughts on Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa but good taste prevents us from sharing that one with you.
 
Has anyone else heard the rumour that Pardew owes Ashley a considerable sum of money and that's why he was given such a long contract; essentially he takes a chunk of his wage every month to get his money back?
 
So Ashley, in order to get his money back, gives Pardew a long multi-million pound contract but fiendishly keeps a portion back every month?

Yea, that sounds like something that could happen at Newcastle.
 
The Geordie lads I know are so bemused that they seem to find it funny at the moment. They also all call him JFK. I assume the F is for "Fucking".
 
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