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Boglin.

Small, medium or large latex toy that works as a finger puppet controlling the eyes.

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Weren't they all the thing years ago...didn't they have three finger holes?

*waits for the tone to drop*
 
That goal yesterday was one of the biggest clusterfucks in a long time.
Could have kicked it out for a throw in and then in some bizzarre manner to save a corner he gifts him the ball.
Its so far from being the natural way to defend that its mind boggeling.

He's had some good games prior to yesterday mainly because he kept it simple.
Fucking twat.
 
Just not a very reliable one. Are you giving him a free pass because he's not Lovren?
Skrtel was our player of the season a few years ago, and has actually performed at a high level consistently for us

Lovren has barely put in a decent performance
 
Lovren is some chump defending like that. There is the occasional calamitous moment any time he wanders out left. What a brain fart. Disgraceful defending not to clear his lines.
 
To be fair he was no worse than Skrtel or dare I say it Gomez yesterday.
Skrtel would never have kept that ball in though Peggy.
He would have kicked it deep into the stand.

That said thats Lovrens only mistake in 4 matches as far as I can see so this every minute he makes mistakes stuff is a bit ott.

As I said I would play Sakho but hes hardly that confidence inspiring.
Our CBs are pretty fucking average all round.

Problem is they all think they are fucking Zico.
 
That goal yesterday was one of the biggest clusterfucks in a long time.
Could have kicked it out for a throw in and then in some bizzarre manner to save a corner he gifts him the ball.
Its so far from being the natural way to defend that its mind boggeling.

He's had some good games prior to yesterday mainly because he kept it simple.
Fucking twat.

Yep. It was dejan vu.
 
Skrtel would never have kept that ball in though Peggy.
He would have kicked it deep into the stand.
Maybe so mate but it's a shame he didn't deploy the 'deep into the stand' approach for the first goal. They both made monumentally bad errors that cost us goals but Lovren is the one taking the shit. His mistake has covered up a shocker from Skrtel.
 
Yes...and Sakho's shit but he's a nice guy which has been put forward as a reason for picking him.

For as long as our CB pairing is two from three of Skrtel, Sakho and Lovren we will win bot all.
 
We need a compilation of his fuck ups.

Even after he fucked up there yesterday, he tried his best to give away a pen. The fella is a complete car crash.
 
Yes...and Sakho's shit but he's a nice guy which has been put forward as a reason for picking him.

For as long as our CB pairing is two from three of Skrtel, Sakho and Lovren we will win bot all.

You're unfortunately right.
 
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