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hamstrung_pigeon

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He's only 45. Why is his hair all white?

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He looks and sounds like Ronnie Moran's younger brother. Or Ben Gunn from Treasure Island, having recently been lured from his cave on the promise of some cheese.
 
WTF? Maybe he uses Balotellis hairdresser... Maybe he is related to Roy Evans.... Maybe he is just stressed... Numerous of reasons out there, but an own thread about that? I thought he was gone when I saw the title!!!
 
He must be great to have around. Apart from always being there with a well-timed 'Yes, Boss,' just think of the uplifting impact his sunny personality must have on the squad:

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Yes he says so little he hasn't even been coached in the art of covering the mouth with the hand.
 
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There are several theories:

1. He sneaked a peak inside the three envelopes;
2. He inadvertently arranged the cones into the exact same pattern as an ancient druid stone curse;
3. He drunkenly fell headfirst into Shipton Mill;
4. It went white as he waited for Rodgers to finish a story about how great he is;
5. It went white as he waited for Rodgers to decide what formation he really favours;
6. It went white when he saw Pascoe without his shorts on;
7. He suffered severe shock after having an idea of his own;
8. He decided to dye it that colour to hide the grey;
9. He's just returned from the Hatton Garden safe deposit box job;
10. It's his official away hair.
 
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