Next up...Swans
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Oh of course, but I'm way beyond aesthetics or actual enjoyment when it comes to football
Klopp to get sacked if not.
Anything other than a 5-0 rout and he should be sacked.
Crikey! I'm glad I haven't yet reached your level of sophistication, old chap.
I might slash my wrists!
There's nothing sophisticated about it. I have transcended to a state where enjoyment is an abstract, worthless concept and only the result has any significance to me
It's a joyless void
Can someone please bin this dickhead^^^^ Fucks sake. I can't work out if he is being stylistically ironic. A massive WUM or just a fucking retarded ape. Someone in power make a decision....Please x
The fuck's that got to do with swans?
I fucking love this thread.
A bloke goes into a pub and without going to the bar, sits down at a table and pulls a swan out of a bag. The landlord watches him rip one of its legs off and eat it. He does the same with the other leg and then starts on the wings. The landlord says "Are you going to buy a drink?" the bloke says "Nah mate, I'm going after this swan".
Swans man! They are ace!!!!!!
EDIT: I'm sure Lallana will start. x
A bloke goes into a pub and without going to the bar, sits down at a table and pulls a swan out of a bag. The landlord watches him rip one of its legs off and eat it. He does the same with the other leg and then starts on the wings. The landlord says "Are you going to buy a drink?" the bloke says "Nah mate, I'm going after this swan".
Swans man! They are ace!!!!!!
EDIT: I'm sure Lallana will start. x
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Lol, bet that really eats you up inside ey?
Bring it - Or even better give us all a swan fact. For the record I think you are dull. boring, young (go to to bed) Silly child. Respect your betters *slap down*
In all honesty we could win this game either 5-0 or struggle and labour to get a goal which is our norm right now. I just hope that even if we win 5-0 we dont start thinking we need not sign anyone. We still need to sign someone to adress the issues of this month.
Anyway we should win this.
Anyway we should win this.
Where do you find a swan with no legs?
Exactly where you left it.
Exactly where you left it.
Swans were trained as pathfinders during WW2.
Under extreme heat swan egg shells turn to low grade gold.
Swan excrement when mixed with whey is called Yakult.
Under extreme heat swan egg shells turn to low grade gold.
Swan excrement when mixed with whey is called Yakult.
I'd drop Can and pull Lallana back into midfield.
Given Mane's absence though, I'd play a diamond:
-------------------Mignolet
Clyne------Lovren------Klavan---Milner
------------------Henderson
---------Lallana----------Wijnaldum
------------------Coutinho
----------Sturridge-------Firmino
Given Mane's absence though, I'd play a diamond:
-------------------Mignolet
Clyne------Lovren------Klavan---Milner
------------------Henderson
---------Lallana----------Wijnaldum
------------------Coutinho
----------Sturridge-------Firmino
Can't see sturridge starting. Klopp doesn't seem to rate him at all. Personally I'd go with your team as well as I can see Swansea sitting back and defending deep.
Fuck you. I tried this at home exactly as you suggested and my swan flew away.
What a fibber ! I'd like to see a Swan get airborne without legs. Basically they are the B52's of the bird world, needing a long runway to get aloft, maybe only albatross are worse at getting airborne !
N.B. If you've ever watched a puffin try to get airborne from the sea you'll laugh yourself silly. It's pathetic !
So in short - no matter what the silver lining is, you will be hell bent on finding the cloud
Impossible
Hmmm, I never realised Froggy had this cruel streak, sneering at nature's 'pathetic' creatures.
I can just see him placing a can of dog food and a tin opener in his dog's food-bowl and deriding the pooch for its inability to satiate its hunger.
"Bwahahaha, you're pathetic you stupid canine!!"
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