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Porto vs Liverpool (A) CL last 16

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How would that work? It's either a hotdog, or it's a sausage, or it's a cylindrically-shaped piece of meat.

As the barmaid said to the vicar.

You can do a lot with the toppings/accompaniment though. Stir-fried onion, Chinese leaf, black bean sauce instead of mustard....
 
So long as we only have one of Lovren / Moreno in the team i think we will win

They're both in, according to a tweet which a mate's just seen:

Karius, Gomez, Lovren, VVD, Moreno, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Salah, Firmino, Mane.
 
How would that work? It's either a hotdog, or it's a sausage, or it's a cylindrically-shaped piece of meat.

I wouldn't eat a hotdog now but back when I occasionally had one it had to look like a double ender dildo sticking out of either side of a loaf, covered in onions and ketchup and mustard and made out of sphicters and eyeballs and bits scraped up off the abattoir floor, all stuck together with ball juice and msg. It's go hard or go home when it comes to trash food. You can't polish a turd.
 
I wouldn't eat a hotdog now but back when I occasionally had one it had to look like a double ender dildo sticking out of either side of a loaf, covered in onions and ketchup and mustard and made out of sphicters and eyeballs and bits scraped up off the abattoir floor, all stuck together with ball juice and msg. It's go hard or go home when it comes to trash food. You can't polish a turd.

Fair comment for bought ones, but a culinary wiz like Barba R will be after making his own, surely? Or at least using quality bought bangers, not yer actual pink plastic bendy todgers.
 
Fair comment for bought ones, but a culinary wiz like Barba R will be after making his own, surely? Or at least using quality bought bangers, not yer actual pink plastic bendy todgers.

I'm sure he can come up with something. What about them corn dog things they have in the states? Never appealed to me as they appeared to be what I described above but dipped in batter and deep fried... More of a scottish take on the humble hot dog.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/35149/corn-dogs/
 
Fair comment for bought ones, but a culinary wiz like Barba R will be after making his own, surely? Or at least using quality bought bangers, not yer actual pink plastic bendy todgers.

That's what hotdogs are!

The cheapo frankfurters you can buy for a few quid in Tesco are not some low-quality rip-off, while they save the good stuff for the cognoscenti.

There is no "good stuff"
 
If Moreno plays I'm going to... well I'm just going to moan and do nothing really. But please no.
 
Actually, it is possible to buy a "worse than the usual hotdog", as Woland has reminded me.

Those one in mobile carts outside Anfield or anywhere near a theatre in London about a decade ago.

Those are probably worse. I used to eat one before every game.
 
At least Lucas used to divide opinion. Some idiots thought he was ok. Everyone knows Moreno is shite. He can't play. No. Please no.
 
This lad usually knows the teams, from AnfieldEdtion. Hopefully its true as I cant stand the thought of Moreno.

 
Nice to see Klopp sticking with Mane and allowing him to play himself back into top form, rather than just dropping him and replacing him with....oh
 
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