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That can't be real macca?

Haha, Rooney had no chance. Eating chips at the club then stopping off for a few burgers on the way home.
 
Xabi Alonso: Completed more passes vs Stuttgart (125) than any other player has in a Bundesliga match this season
 
Also spot the deliberate mistake (you should be embarrassed Echo) :
Obviously the camera was moving towards the stadium at a remarkable speed causing some red shift. At least that's how I think it happened, @dantes should be able to explain it better.
 
Obviously the camera was moving towards the stadium at a remarkable speed causing some red shift. At least that's how I think it happened, @dantes should be able to explain it better.


It'd be blue shift in fact. As you travel toward Anfield at high speeds, you go into the red waves coming at you in the other direction. This makes you see the red waves as squashed, in other words as blue which has a shorter wavelength...

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Unless you mounted the camera upon Lazar Markovic, in which case it'd look purple.
 
On the other hand you could mount the camera upon Lucas Leiva... Anfield would cease to be visible and you'd only be able to detect it on the radio.
 
On the other hand you could mount the camera upon Lucas Leiva... Anfield would cease to be visible and you'd only be able to detect it on the radio.

Even then you would be able to tell when he gives away unnecessary fouls.
 
BBC Poll.

What is your favourite matchday music?
This vote is now closed. Here are the results:

You’ll Never Walk Alone
33.4%

We Are The Champions
9.2%

I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
5.4%

Z-Cars theme
7.7%

This Is The One
5.3%

Blue Moon
3.5%

Marching On Together
7.5%

Liquidator
7.9%

Other
20.1%
 
Former Germany goalkeeper Tim Wiese considering becoming WWE wrestler

• Wiese has been bodybuilding since becoming free agent
• ‘Lifting weights is fun’, says 32-year-old
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Tim Wiese was part of Germany’s World Cup squad in 2010 but has not played football since his release from Hoffenheim. Photograph: Pool/Bongarts/Getty Images
Former Germany international Tim Wiese has revealed he is considering an offer from the WWE to go into professional wrestling.
The goalkeeper, who has taken up bodybuilding since becoming a free agent in January, told Bild: “I have an official enquiry from the WWE. It’s about working for them as a wrestler. I will listen. I don’t shit my pants. Why should I immediately say no? Wrestling is very popular, especially in the [United] States. I will go through the enquiry with my agent next week.”

Wiese, who has six international caps for Germany and was part of his country’s World Cup squad in 2010, has drastically transformed his physique and now weighs 115kg (18st 1lb). It has been suggested that Wiese would spend around a year training in Florida and could then become the lead wrestler in the WWE’s plans for Germany, where events are now being broadcast on free-to-air television for the first time in 12 years.
Wiese revealed this summer than he turned down the chance to be Iker Casillas’s No2 at Real Madrid in 2012, and instead moved from Werder Bremen to Hoffenheim, where he was made club captain. However, the German suffered a dip in form and lost his place to former Tottenham goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes in 2013 and admitted his time at Hoffenheim had become “like a horror story” after suffering fan protests.

Despite having a contract that ran until 2016, Wiese’s contract was mutually terminated in January this year, allowing the 32-year-old to concentrate on his new hobby. “I had to deal with all the negativity, and lifting weights is fun,” he added.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/16/tim-wiese-germany-goalkeeper-wwe-wrestling-offer
 
That is completely plausible.

I remember him scissor kicking some guy a few years back when coming out to clear a long ball.
 
To be fair... WWE has a Bulgarian wrestler who they're saying is Russian so he can have a feud with an all American hero

Nazi persona isn't that outlandish
 
How many levels of cunt can you do?

Seriously, the only German reference Americans know is Nazi - Germany.
Have you watched wrestling?
Every reference to a former or current american military quagmire has been represented in
WWE. They've had a Sheik, a Russian etc...
Only natural that they turn a German into a nazi.
 
I know, I know, we couldn't care less right?

[article]Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s future as Cardiff manager in doubt after Boro defeat
• Norwegian has won only five of 25 league games
• Relegated club lie 17th in Championship

Staff and agencies
The Guardian, Wednesday 17 September 2014 13.50 BST

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s future as Cardiff manager is in doubt after the Norwegian held talks with the club’s hierarchy in London on Wednesday.

The former Manchester United striker left Molde in January to succeed Malky Mackay and was appointed on a 12-month rolling contract by the club’s unpredictable owner Vincent Tan.

He had enjoyed a successful spell in Norway, winning the title twice with Molde after learning his trade as Manchester United’s reserve-team coach.

However, his time in Cardiff has been little short of disastrous, with relegation in his first season and the club now languishing in 17th place in the Championship.

He could yet face a stay of execution as Tan, who fell out spectacularly with Mackay before the Scot’s departure last December, has expressed his support publicly for Solskjaer in the past and relations between the two parties remain amicable.

But Cardiff have won only five of Solskjaer’s 25 league games and have picked up only one point from the last 12 on offer.

Solskjaer has been backed heavily by Tan in the transfer market, signing 17 players in his time as Cardiff manager and just over two weeks ago he signed the Gabon defender Bruno Ecuele Manga from the French club Lorient for over £5m.

Solskjaer accepted he was under pressure after the Middlesbrough defeat, saying: “I’m responsible and I should get better results than this; [better] than what we’ve had in the first seven games.”

Tony Pulis, who left Crystal Palace in the close season and was born in nearby Newport, was immediately linked with the vacant post.[/article]
 
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