Timo Werner (thread title not approved by Rosco)

[Mystic]

The latest name we've been looked too, any good?



Here's the tenuous link

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...van-dijk-timo-werner-nady-keita-a7740511.html

 

[Rosco]

We need a button similar to the 'like' for 'Shit thread title'

 

[Mystic]

It's the guys name, what more would you like?

 

[Rosco]

Something less lazy

 

[Mystic]

Romeo Dunn.

 

[gareth_thomas]

I werner wiener

 

[Skullflower]

Finding Timo

 

[Rosco]

Just for clarity - any thread title that is just the name of a player / team is not approved of by Rosco.

 

[manwithnoname]

Tim O'Werner, Liverpool's Latest Lucky Charm!

 

[redhorizon2]

If we can get Forsberg, Keita and Werner we will be right up there.

 

[Skullflower]

Tim O'Werner, Liverpool's Latest Lucky Charm!

No

 

[manwithnoname]

Is it Time For Timo?

 

[Skullflower]

is timo in the game frame?

 

[manwithnoname]

Timo? Deffo.

 

[Oncy]

Anyone Werner sign Timo?

 

[Skullflower]

Timo? Deffo.

what is fucking wrong with you?

 

[manwithnoname]

Just for clarity - any thread title that is just the name of a player / team is not approved of by Rosco.

I see your point, but you're setting a dangerous precedent, when interesting and/or valuable topics are not posted because the OP is struggling to come up with a clever title.

"Mignolet?"
"The Spine"
"Who Will Leave In The Summer"

These could be at risk if you enforce this Title Purge.

 

[manwithnoname]

Admittedly, the summer one should be "I Know What We Should Do This Summer."

Or maybe "I Still Know What We Should Do This Summer"

 

[Skullflower]

'Summer signings icumen in'

 

[Oncy]

Admittedly, the summer one should be "I Know What We Should Do This Summer."

Or maybe "I Still Know What We Should Do This Summer"

Or dont do what we did last summer.

 

[manwithnoname]

I've got a few zingers in the old pun pile for summer activity:

"Klavan A Laugh!"

"Palace Keen To Win Sakho Race"

"Hull Give Up Lazar Quest"

"Thank Fucking Christ Lucas Has Finally Fucked Off Forever"

Last one needs work.

 

[Rosco]

I see your point, but you're setting a dangerous precedent, when interesting and/or valuable topics are not posted because the OP is struggling to come up with a clever title.

"Mignolet?"
"The Spine"
"Who Will Leave In The Summer"

These could be at risk if you enforce this Title Purge.

I don't think i'm setting a precedent. Nobody fucking listens to me

 

[Oncy]

I've got a few zingers in the old pun pile for summer activity:

"Klavan A Laugh!"

"Palace Keen To Win Sakho Race"

"Hull Give Up Lazar Quest"

"Thank Fucking Christ Lucas Has Finally Fucked Off Forever"

Last one needs work.

 

[Oncy]

Love Wonderman. So many great tackles and interceptions in that clip.

 

[Atlas]

When we sign him and he's shit.
Wernerd you about Timo

 

[dantes]

Love Wonderman. So many great tackles and interceptions in that clip.

Hahaha jesus fuck I honestly skipped to part-way through to get the gist of it, and was relieved to see it was a piss take parody. He committed a stupid foul and then in the next clip fell over. But it's not is it, watching it from the start it's actually a proper video made by one of his fans. And those two randomly selected clips were some of the best things they could find to pad out 5mins of highlights.

 

[dantes]

1:32 was the relevant and randomly selected time.

 

[manwithnoname]

Someone should do a compilation of all the fouls he's conceded, absurd passes to the opposition (or straight out of play) and times he's been embarrassingly outpaced by players who aren't even quick.

 

[Mystic]

Judging by the reactions in this thread, maybe we should chuck this one on the back Werner.

 

[Oncy]

Someone should do a compilation of all the fouls he's conceded, absurd passes to the opposition (or straight out of play) and times he's been embarrassingly outpaced by players who aren't even quick.

That would be the worlds shortest clip hater.