De Gea has been shite for a couple of years. Giving him a start today means he will remain number one.
Is it too early to start getting giddy?
We will give Karius away. Even subsidising his wages wherever he goes.
Henderson on the bench. I bet he wishes he was back at Sheffield United.
7-1. They’ll score 7 pens and all of them will be soft.
Be excited. We’re going to piss the league. Again.
Solanke scores for Bournemouth. That’s his level.
I’ve got Calvert-Lewin in my fantasy team. I also picked Everton in last man standing. I was winning one way or another.
West Brom look like Norwich and it’s not just the kit.
Everton 4-2 up. I’m going to prep tea.
Everton 3-2 up. Keane scores a tap in following a save from the keeper.
I’ll let you in. It’s one of my favourite places in the world. My best skiing trip was in the Italian alps.
Don’t forget de Bruyne and Sterling will be headed for the exit. The glory hunting twats.
Everton went 2-1 up, Gibbs and Bilic sent off now it’s 2-2 after 47 minutes
I put him in my fantasy team half expecting him to be fit. That’s a big blow for them. Jesus, as good as he is, isn’t Aguero level.
Goal stands. It came off a defenders head and Calvert Lewin gets a little touch over the line. 1-1.
Richarlison scores but the offside flag is up. Calvert Lewis looks offside but did it come off a West Brom player?