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A Boss Song For Mane

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doctor_mac

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Mane has easily been our most influential attacking player in 2019. His 'song', more of a limp chant, is fucking shit. If we want to keep him, and deflect the attentions of Madrid, we best create an absolute cracker of a song for him.

Also, can we just use this thread as an homage to an absolutely superb Liverpool player.


 
Bismillah, no we will not let you go, sadio
Bismillah, we will not let you go, sadio
Bismillah, we will not let you go, sadio
(Will not let you go) sadio (never, never let you go) sadio (never let you go)
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sadio
 
Need someone with a decent knowledge of Afrobeat to take a melody from a famous Senegalese or other West African song. It just doesn’t feel right to rehash one of the usual football chants for Sadio.
 
I was thinking today.

If we beat Barcelona and go on to win the European Cup.

And somehow overhaul Man City in the league.

Surely one of VVD, Salah or Mane are shoe-ins for the Ballon D'or (top 3?)?

Even if we don't overhaul Citeh, one of them has a good case for it?
 
rurikbird said:
Need someone with a decent knowledge of Afrobeat to take a melody from a famous Senegalese or other West African song. It just doesn’t feel right to rehash one of the usual football chants for Sadio.
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I suggest we get Hades back to write this one. Seems the cultured sort.
 
ibromurph said:
I was thinking today.

If we beat Barcelona and go on to win the European Cup.

And somehow overhaul Man City in the league.

Surely one of VVD, Salah or Mane are shoe-ins for the Ballon D'or (top 3?)?

Even if we don't overhaul Citeh, one of them has a good case for it?
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Nah. Messi has this one regardless.
 
Mane has scored once every 95 minutes in the knockout phase of the CL.
Tiny sample size compared to the others (10 goals so far) but still impressive, and is number 1 in history at the moment in terms of goals per game.
 
juniormember said:
Mane has scored once every 95 minutes in the knockout phase of the CL.
Tiny sample size compared to the others (10 goals so far) but still impressive, and is number 1 in history at the moment in terms of goals per game.
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If only Binny were alive. I'm sure he could find an interesting graphic to illustrate this.
 
Mamma Mia said:
Bismillah, no we will not let you go, sadio
Bismillah, we will not let you go, sadio
Bismillah, we will not let you go, sadio
(Will not let you go) sadio (never, never let you go) sadio (never let you go)
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sadio
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Another example of Shari'ah law taking over.
 
Modo said:
still waiting for "all we need is Sadio Mane"
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Just coming back around to say I can't believe this hasn't got more love.

I mean, I know it's Modo and all, but this is class...just needs something on the end like:

"All we need is, Sadio Mane
Scoring a cracker
He's a deadly attacker"

Etc.

I'd also like to register my extreme disappointment than nobody has plumped for the painfully obvious Andy Robertson/Mrs Robinson ditty, eg:

"And here's to you, Andy Robertson,
E'en Jesus can't nail a cross like you,
A woowoowoo..."
 
"Spread the play please to Andy Robertson,
Runnin up and down the wing all day,
Oh heyheyhey" etc...

I mean c'mon, it virtually writes itself!

Tsk
 
Best I can do at the moment

......A kind of Maji

He is a kind of Maji
hes only one of many
he flies...out of the blazing sun
.... Sadio Mane

He is a kind of magic
the prince of shimy shammy
And fi-e-rs like a gattling gun .....
Sadio Mane

he is one of our Maji

his game is class and canny
dont try to catch him on the fly....
....he'll burn your fanny

he scores about the Multiverse

...........Sadio mane.


he's a kind of maji maji maji.
 
What about something to the tune of Cherry Oh Baby?

Saadio, Sadio Mane
Don't you know we're in love with you
If you don't believe it's true*
Why else would we sing this for you*

Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Sadio, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

*Line 3 and 4 need more work
 
On the left side
He’s more dangerous
Name is Mane
He’s world famous

From Fabinho, to Firmino, Out to Robbo, Head of Sadio…

MANE
 
There is a Kiss tune that would be interesting.

We were made for loving our Mane
He was made for loving us

We just can't get enough of our Mane
He can't get enough of us.
 
Dirty Sanchez said:
I love how my song about Mane's bum smelling like poo has more likes than any other.
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Best so far, but the last line stinks.

A bit of Live Aid style clapping and an end such as ... Sadio it's true, 'e-vree' one loves You!
 
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