Car insurance dilemma

[refugee]

This sounds like laundered money to me.

I'm not sure how it could be laundered. Isn't the whole idea of money laundering to get rid of the dirty money and replace it with clean money.

In this scenario you're only getting rid of the dirty money but there doesn't seem to be any money coming back to them....

 

[Mystic]

I'm not sure how it could be laundered. Isn't the whole idea of money laundering to get ride of the dirty money and replace it with clean money.

In this scenario you're only getting rid of the dirty money but there doesn't seem to be any money coming back to them....

Indeed, but assuming they're going to pay him back regardless, this is an easy way to make full use of that money.

 

[Woland]

Just so you know, whiplash doesn't exist in Lithuania.

http://www.bcmj.org/article/whiplash-social-disorder—how-so#Lithuania

 

[6TimesaRed]

Just so you know, whiplash doesn't exist in Lithuania.

http://www.bcmj.org/article/whiplash-social-disorder—how-so#Lithuania

No but they have whip lashes in Lithunia for those who do not toe the line..

So he is going to get bummed and whiplashed within a inch of his life.. [emoji33]

 

[Athens]

Indeed, but assuming they're going to pay him back regardless, this is an easy way to make full use of that money.

It's still not laundering the money though. How can they explain where they got the money to pay a guy three times the value of his car for keeping shtum?

 

[Bradley]

I reckon he needs to be a hero and report this to the authorities and rumble something nasty.

It is possible that Jon could come to a sticky end. He could be saving a few lorry loads of Lithuanian women from being forced into giving fat British fella's sticky ends.

 

[Athens]

I reckon he needs to be a hero and report this to the authorities and rumble something nasty.

It is possible that Jon could come to a sticky end. He could be saving a few lorry loads of Lithuanian women from being forced into giving fat British fella's sticky ends.

So, you're saying that SCM should organise some sort of sting operation to liberate a container load of women? That sounds so crazy it might just work.

The SCM-team. I love it when a plan sort-of comes together.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Nah, Jon's a top chap, let him triple the value of his car and let's the Lithuanians do whatever it is they do..

 

[the count]

Nobody else worried that Jon hasn't posted in this thread in over a day?
I wonder will he have internet access in Lithuania and fill us in on what happened?

 

[Leo]

This is tense.
Jon could be a channel 4 documentary by next week and we'll never know.

 

[Mystic]

It's still not laundering the money though. How can they explain where they got the money to pay a guy three times the value of his car for keeping shtum?

They're paying him in cash, so they'd take it straight from the profit of one of their dodgy operations, in effect making full use of the money by not needing to launder it. In paying cash, and their being no evidence of what happened, so they won't have to explain anything.

 

[Mors]

I hope Jon let someone know where he'd be at what time, and made the transaction under cctv

 

[jon545660]

The 'transaction' won't be until Monday afternoon. I'll be well covered, no worries.

 

[jon545660]

I might do a live blog in this thread as it happens. Just for evidence of course.

 

[Dahuge]

with pictures and video?

 

[jon545660]

I might sort some pics.

 

[Brizzle]

Will it be near London? Can I come?!!

 

[jon545660]

Will it be near London? Can I come?!!

Haha. Nowhere near London, but anyone that wants to come and provide extra 'backup' is welcome.

 

[Athens]

Make sure it's in a busy place, and not some scrap heap out in the desert.

 

[Athens]

They're paying him in cash, so they'd take it straight from the profit of one of their dodgy operations, in effect making full use of the money by not needing to launder it. In paying cash, and their being no evidence of what happened, so they won't have to explain anything.

I suppose you're right.

There's a few businesses near me I'm convinced are money laundering operations. One is a video club that never has anyone in it and the other is a butcher's shop that never has anyone in it, sometimes it has very little meat in it too.

 

[FoxForceFive]

A video club? What the fuck is a video club?

Surely you don't mean a video hire place? They don't exist anymore over here!

 

[Athens]

A video club? What the fuck is a video club?

Surely you don't mean a video hire place? They don't exist anymore over here!

That's what I mean. A video club. You have to join up before they let you hire a video, therefore it's a club.

There's still a few of them here, I've no idea who uses them.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hahaha. That simply has to be money laundering.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Haha. Nowhere near London, but anyone that wants to come and provide extra 'backup' is welcome.

You could ask the wolf..

Like it never happened..

 

[Red Astaire]

Ha - Glad you are ok Jon lad - Give me a shout if you need some back up on Monday. You know what a unit I am! Also there must be something seriously fucking dodgy in the back of that lorry for them to settle up!

 

[Bradley]

Ha - Glad you are ok Jon lad - Give me a shout if you need some back up on Monday. You know what a unit I am! Also there must be something seriously fucking dodgy in the back of that lorry for them to settle up!

@Red Astaire will be hiding in a car peaking though some improvised 'car-curtains'. He's a pro at spying.

 

[Athens]

@Red Astaire will be hiding in a car peaking though some improvised 'car-curtains'. He's a pro at spying.

I bet you he puts on a wig and fake moustache too.

 

[Red Astaire]

@Red Astaire will be hiding in a car peaking though some improvised 'car-curtains'. He's a pro at spying.

I have a suspicious nature it's true. Which reminds me I have a strong suspicion my next door neighbour but one is a collector of rare and possibly banned bird of prey eggs. I'd list the reasons why but you'd all think I was crazy...

EDIT : I'm not crazy - There are lots of packets of raisins frequenting their front garden. Need I say more?

 

[6TimesaRed]

Vaulted... absolute worthy of it..

 

[Red Astaire]

Come on what's the score? - Has Jon all the numbers successfully negotiated the transfer with the Lithuanians? Enquiring minds need to know! @jon545660 fess up!