Liverpool v Spurs (4:30pm - 31st March)
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We’ve got Martin Atkinson as the ref for the weekend. He’s shit.
I always fancy us against Spurs. They're mentally fragile. You just need to score early, dominate the middle and they will offer fuck all back. Both teams rely on their intensity, combine that with an international 'break' and it becomes a battle of fitness as much as anything else. If both teams don't have the energy to sustain their natural game it will be interesting to see what happens and what tactics each manager opts for. This is supposed to be where our mid-season training camps begin to pay off so fingers crossed it does. I wouldn't be surprised to see some defensive mistakes on both sides in this one.
Hasn't our record against spurs under klopp been a bit shit?
I remember it being shit, but I have a shite memory.
We’ve won 8 out of the last 13 games we’ve played. That goes back to 2013. Over the last 4 it’s won 2, lost 1 and drawn the other.
Dont think Spurs have won at Anfield since 2011 or something, but we owe them a beating after that 2-2 game last season were they robbed us.
I dreamt we won 3-1. Now i know something bad is gonna happen.
You’ll start believing we’ll win the league?
NEVER
Not until its statistically impossible that we can lose. And even then you'll be predicting a points deduction.
Proof I have a shite memory, if any were needed.
Crack is one of the few drugs I haven't tried, actually.
heroin?
Nope. Haven't done crack, meth or heroin. Other than that just PCP & some of the rarer ones (plus umpteen RC's) that I can think of.
I'll try most things, although these days I almost always test quality before taking them & do so much less often.
Me too
Does craic count?
The craic? No.
You must have at least had a go of a spliff in school surely?! Fuck, even Bex got stoned when she was a teenager & she lived in Crosby FFS.
Nope. Not a jot.
Wow. You have to admire that in an era of massive peer pressure and availability. Even I dabbled 35 years ago (legacy of the Sixties I reckon). Nothing since.
Oh good, real football is back.
How do you test the quality of your illegal drugs?
Let your mates take em first.
I think at the back of Fabio's mind is the image of the mess me and Piedro were making of ourselves. This is enough to condition anyone away from drugs.
Reagent tests.
It's not difficult, just a drop onto a plate & then put a tiny amount on & watch for the colour change. If you use a few different reagents you can identify quality (approximately, for example mdma content goes more black dependant on strength, so purple would be good, blue less good but black is ace), any adulteratants added, esp the most dangerous ones, will show up in certain reagents but not others, hence needing to use a few.
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