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The Tooth Hurts

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Mystic

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Scotland fans aren't best pleased as Andy Robertson will miss their upcoming qualifier against Kazakhstan as he's got a sore tooth. Now I realise this is a pretty light reason for a new thread, however loads have people have said how badly he needs a rest, so it's good to see Klopp employ some top level shit housery to make it happen.
 
A missionary captured by cannibals pleads for his life so they set him three tasks: drink a vat of their palm toddy, pull out the sore tooth of the fierce lion which lives in a cave just outside their village, and satisfy the tribe's nympho. He drinks the hooch and slopes off into the cave. All the cannibals gather round and hear roars, grunts, yells and thumps coming from the cave. Eventually the missionary staggers out, with his clothes all in tatters, and gasps:

"OK, where's the woman with a sore tooth?"
 
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