Transfer Rumours 21/22

[Red Astaire]

Nice one Lewy. Whose glutes were you stretching BTW?

Haha Not really my own man - I'm actually in Oz at the moment sitting in some weird RSL in Cabramatta (Sydney) @the count will get where I'm at with the fucking weirdness. Good news is I'm $30 up on the pokies and my burger is about to arrive.

 

[peterhague]

Haha Not really my own man - I'm actually in Oz at the moment sitting in some weird RSL in Cabramatta (Sydney) @the count will get where I'm at with the fucking weirdness. Good news is I'm $30 up on the pokies and my burger is about to arrive.

Hope you're having a well-earned rest.

 

[Red Astaire]

Hope you're having a well-earned rest.

I don't know about 'well-earned' man (or 'rest' for that matter) I didnt fill out out my Thai Pass visa properly, hence why I'm stuck in Cabramatta until the 17th. After that though it's 8 days of kicking back in Koh Samui - fanning my balls on a hammock while attempting to paint watercolour daubs of waterfalls and suspicious looking ladies with protuberances bulging from their throats. Happily a buddy is flying out to meet me and save me from myself ..... What could possibly go wrong?

 

[StevieM]

Haha Not really my own man - I'm actually in Oz at the moment sitting in some weird RSL in Cabramatta (Sydney) @the count will get where I'm at with the fucking weirdness. Good news is I'm $30 up on the pokies and my burger is about to arrive.

You’re in an RSL in Sydney playing pokies and waiting on a burger.

You poor bastard.

Cone down to Melbs… I have a range of fabulous loose leaf teas you can drink.

 

[the count]

Haha Not really my own man - I'm actually in Oz at the moment sitting in some weird RSL in Cabramatta (Sydney) @the count will get where I'm at with the fucking weirdness. Good news is I'm $30 up on the pokies and my burger is about to arrive.

I honestly thought better of you mate.

 

[Red Astaire]

You’re in an RSL in Sydney playing pokies and waiting on a burger.

You poor bastard.

Cone down to Melbs… I have a range of fabulous loose leaf teas you can drink.

Aww man - I wish I could - It's 'The Empire/Imperial ' isn't it? Anyway they do wheatgrass shots here so it's all good

 

[Red Astaire]

I honestly thought better of you mate.

 

[peterhague]

I don't know about 'well-earned' man (or 'rest' for that matter) I didnt fill out out my Thai Pass visa properly, hence why I'm stuck in Cabramatta until the 17th. After that though it's 8 days of kicking back in Koh Samui - fanning my balls on a hammock while attempting to paint watercolour daubs of waterfalls and suspicious looking ladies with protuberances bulging from their throats. Happily a buddy is flying out to meet me and save me from myself ..... What could possibly go wrong?

Operation Koh Samui?!

 

[StevieM]

Aww man - I wish I could - It's 'The Empire/Imperial ' isn't it? Anyway they do wheatgrass shots here so it's all good

Oh god no… I left their years ago.

An RSL that does wheatgrass shots… are you sure that’s what it is!!!

 

[bluebell]

According to some Italian rag, LFC want Glieson Bremer £25m is the fee.

 

[Red Astaire]

Oh god no… I left their years ago.

An RSL that does wheatgrass shots… are you sure that’s what it is!!!

For sure - It's horrid and brilliant all at the same time. I've never seen so many permed mullets in my life....

 

[dogboy]

I reckon if we sign Bellingham and M’bappe after winning the Quad and seeing Everton relegated - I reckon I might chance my arm looking for a threesome with Scarlet Johansson and Ana de Armas, crack open a bottle of Henschke Hill of Grace and have them feed it to me, while picking lottery numbers in various different countries and identifying which tropical island I’ll buy to retire on.

Who's that Ana de Armas fella then?

 

[737Max]

According to some Italian rag, LFC want Glieson Bremer £25m is the fee.

Joe Gomez's replacement

 

[rurikbird]

If we win the quad, Everton go down and sign Jude, Mbappe and Mo to a new deal I'm getting coke and strippers for everyone

Define "everyone."

 

[737Max]

Define "everyone."

 

[Modo]

According to some Italian rag, LFC want Glieson Bremer £25m is the fee.

If that is true...Gomez is defo off.

 

[Red Bird]

According to some Italian rag, LFC want Glieson Bremer £25m is the fee.

Unlikely, I'd say. We already have Gomez and Phillips. Unless they are both off.

 

[doctor_mac]

Unlikely, I'd say. We already have Gomez and Phillips. Unless they are both off.

I think there's every chance of that.

 

[King Binny]

 

[Hansern]

 

[keniget]

The guy to his right appears to have no neck at all.

 

[StevieM]

Who's that Ana de Armas fella then?

Everything you could ever want or need in life.

 

[The Nomad]

I really liked Nunez performance over the 2 legs. Whoever gets him in the summer is getting a baller.

If we sold one of the front 3, he'd give more value for money than Mbappe or Haaland.

 

[bluebell]

I really liked Nunez performance over the 2 legs. Whoever gets him in the summer is getting a baller.

If we sold one of the front 3, he'd give more value for money than Mbappe or Haaland.

Heard Benfica want €100m. So we're out of the running

 

[Markeh]

I’d take a Nunez/Bellingham for Bobby/Keita summer window

 

[dogboy]

Everything you could ever want or need in life.

Ah Joi.

 

[bluebell]

If the club sold both Mane and Mini, it could raise upto £60m I guess. Bobby could be moulded to a 10. Nunez, Diaz and Jota, could be our front 3 for the next 4 years at least.

 

[Red rose]

 

[StevieM]

He does look like he’d suit the Premier League - big, strong, skilful, fast and can score.

Arsenal or Spurs (if they sell Kane), I guess, are the likely destinations.

I suppose Newcastle would be another one that could afford him.

It looks like he can play out wide as well as central… so he’d fit in with us as well - but our priorities will likely be elsewhere.

 

[Frogfish]

Heard Benfica want €100m. So we're out of the running

Portuguese sides always start with astronomical figures and more often than not come down to the market. It really depends on who's in for him. United? It'll stay high. Arsenal/Spurs? Then it'll drop.

I have to say on his showing over these two legs he'd thrive in our team and would be a great replacement for Bobby over the next 12-18 months. Also allowing us to have a completely new forward line and not be so reliant on Mo. e.g. Nunez - Jota - Diaz