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What's wrong with the kids?

Discussion in 'The Football Forum' started by rurikbird, Aug 21, 2019.

  1. tombrown

    tombrown Very Well-Known Member

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    Boss these

     
  2. Brizzle

    Brizzle Well-Known Member

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    Wilson getting great game time on this loan, and performing
     
  3. Dreambeliever

    Dreambeliever Looking on the brightside Member

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    Worst case we’ll get 25 m for him
     
  4. King Binny

    King Binny Very Well-Known Honorary Member

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    Jones' goal @0:03, Longstaff's goal @3:14
     
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    bluebell Very Active Member

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    Supposedly scouting this kid

    @Kay Age El as someone who knows Dutch Football, what's your opinion?
     
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  6. bluebell

    bluebell Very Active Member

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    He has scored 3 goals already, he will at this rate finish above 12 goals. Seeing that they paid £19m for Solanki and £15m Ibe, that would mean Wildon is worth £1bn. I jest, but £50m at least
     
  7. StevieM

    StevieM SCM's resident Beer Nazi, Wine Snob & Comic Geek Honorary Member

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    I can help you here in Kay Age El’s absence.

    If he’s Danish - then he’s undoubtedly the greatest young talent in the world and we definitely must sign him immediately.

    If he’s not Danish - he’s shit.
     
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  8. Modo

    Modo A contentious scando Member

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    Saw him play for the national team, looked great.
     
  9. rurikbird

    rurikbird Part of the Furniture Honorary Member

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    Donyell Malen: 7 Things to Know About the In-Form PSV Striker
    Ross Kennerley 15 SEP 2019

    Blessed with some fine strikers over the years, it appears as if the Netherlands have unearthed another star to add to that ever-growing list. Over at PSV Eindhoven, Donyell Malen has propelled himself to the top of the Eredivisie scoring charts after netting a staggering five goals in their 5-0 win over Vitesse.

    The 20-year-old striker is making a name for himself in his homeland after his superb start to the season, with those abroad now starting to take note of what is highly talented young forward with an exciting career ahead of him.



    With that in mind, here are seven things to know about the Dutch wonderkid as he flourishes on the the big stage.

    He Was Foolishly Sold by Arsenal

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    In what is becoming a growing trend in north London, the promising striker was let go from the Emirates to surprise from fans, who had high expectations of Malen as he moved his way up through the youth ranks. Just as with Ismael Bennacer, Jeff Reine-Adelaide and Serge Gnabry before him, the Gunners will likely be left to rue that mistake given Malen's current form.

    Signing for Arsenal in 2015, the striker featured heavily for the Gunners' youth sides before signing professionally with the club in early 2016. After success with the Under-18's and Under-23's, Malen was called up to the senior squad and made his debut in the club's 2017 pre-season tour, featuring against Sydney FC and Chelsea, before being sold ahead of the new season.

    Now top of the scoring charts in the Netherlands, that is already looking to be a foolish move on the Gunners' part.

    He's Not Your Typical Number 9

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    With guile and electric footwork, Malen offers a different option to normal number nines. He is excellent at keeping hold of possession, not through sheer strength, but with superb technique and ball control.

    However, just as is expected of Dutch number nines, he is also effective at dropping deeper and linking midfield and attack, possessing the creative touch that is a quintessential trait for Dutch strikers.

    Now cemented as the club's first-choice striker, the forward has demonstrated a varying skillset that is paying dividends under Mark van Bommel, with the club sitting joint-top of the Eredivisie table. He's sparked up a fine understanding with Steven Bergwijn, and Malen's quick pace but creative spark are going hand-in-hand with his Dutch teammate, causing numerous problems to defences across the country.

    He Turned Down Manchester United & Chelsea

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    Prior to signing for Arsenal in 2015, Malen had plenty of suitors to choose from after earning rave reviews throughout his time with the Ajax youth academy. Having been with the club since 2007, the the youngster continued to develop his game until the point where European sides were on red-alert.

    Despite strong resistance from the Amsterdam-based side, they eventually allowed him to leave, where United, Chelsea and Arsenal were all waiting in the wings to snap the striker up.

    He eventually chose north London, partly due to the fact his idols growing up were Gunners legends Dennis Bergkamp and Thierry Henry, much to the delight of manager at the time Arsene Wenger.

    He Knows How to Make an Impact

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    Earning a call-up to your national team is a moment of real pride for footballers around the world, with the chance to represent your country often times considered the pinnacle of playing the sport.

    However, sometimes that pressure can be too much and many times players will crack under the weight of expectation and deliver a sub-par performance. Not Malen.

    Getting the nod in the senior squad, Malen earned his first appearance for the Dutch national team in the recent 2020 European qualifiers.

    In the daunting atmosphere of Hamburg's Volksparkstadion, Malen came off the bench for the Dutch in their crucial clash with Germany in the 58th minute, before scoring his side's third goal just 20 minutes later to put the visitors 3-2 in front. A late Georginio Wijnaldum goal settled the points, but it was Malen's contribution that proved to be the clincher in the vital clash.

    He's Firing on All Competitions Already This Season

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    While he's smashed his way to the top of the scoring charts in the Netherlands, he's already been playing his part for the club in European competitions.

    Needing to get through qualifying for the Europa League, PSV overcame Haugesund to set up a tricky clash with Apollon Limassol, with victory other two legs placing them in the competition's group stage draw.

    Malen made light work of the Cypriot outfit, scoring twice in the away leg as PSV ran out 7-0 winners on aggregate, meaning the Dutchman will now have the chance to test himself against some of Europe's finest in the league, with the national team, and now in Europe.

    Mino Raiola Is His Agent

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    One of the most well-known names in football, without even playing the sport, Malen's agent is none other than the notorious Mino Raiola.

    Representing the likes of Paul Pogba, Gianluigi Donnarumma, Mario Balotelli and Matthijs de Ligt, the super-agent has grown a reputation for being brash and opting for a confrontational style, something that has seen him in end up in conflict with a succession of famous names.

    Nevertheless, Malen praised the work of his agent to Dutch publication AD for securing him the move to PSV, insisting it is the perfect club for him at this present time.

    He's a Fan of Surinamese Food

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    I mean, who isn't? Well, according to Wikipedia, Malen certainly is.

    It probably has something to do with the fact he has a Surinamese father, but who knows. Oh, and in case you were wondering, 'Pom' is the country's national dish, which is a mixture of chicken, pork and taro root, among other things, baked in an oven. You're welcome.
     
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    Modo A contentious scando Member

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    Well if Mino is his agent it's over before it started.
     
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    rurikbird Part of the Furniture Honorary Member

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    He can be amicable when it suits him.

    BTW Malen's debut goal for the national team was assisted by Gini.
     
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  12. Modo

    Modo A contentious scando Member

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    Yeah I'd stay way just on the basis of players picking him to be his agent. I'd say he's got a 100% cunt record with players.
    Balotelli, Zlatan, Pogba, Veratti etc.
     
  13. rurikbird

    rurikbird Part of the Furniture Honorary Member

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    Insigne, Matuidi, Moise Kean, Donnarumma, Mkhitaryan, Manolas, Areola etc – it's far from 100%. And he's not always plotting transfers – Insigne stayed loyal to Napoli all these years; the agent is simply doing what the client wants and he is usually very good at finding a right club for his players.
     
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    Modo A contentious scando Member

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    Mkhitaryan rejected us to join Man U. Cunt.
    Matuidi plays for Juve. cunt.
    Manolas, super cunt.
    Kean, joined Everton and has the name Kean. Cunt.
    Insigne, just lost against them cunts.
    Donnarumma caused a ruckus at Milan. Cunt.

    My bar for being a cunt isn't that high and if you debate me on this, you're a cunt.
     
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    tombrown Very Well-Known Member

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    You're such a cunt
     
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    Modo A contentious scando Member

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    I know.
     
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    Hyena Well-Known Member

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    Modo Raiola
     
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    Woland Part of the Furniture Member

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    I also wouldn't want any Raiola clients. It's a given that as soon as they get any good they start talking about Barca or missing their dog or some other bullshit. Toxic stuff that Man Utd can keep
     
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    On the football side, he does look a perfect fit for our front 3. Looks like he could play anywhere across, but also actually be Firmino cover.

    And he is the right age with our 3 in the prime for another few years, but not too many.

    Will be interesting to see if Brewster can step up and provide the solution instead.
     
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  20. Dreambeliever

    Dreambeliever Looking on the brightside Member

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    Modo is the cunt he accuses everyone else of being
     

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