Cruciate damage.

[Oncy]

Ok so just for fun (please no fucking drama queens) which player would you most like to see twang a cruciate day one of the season?

Im gonna go with Gareth Bale.
I fucking hate the shitbag. See that fucking blue tape shit he uses holding his fucking leg on. That would be lulz.

How about you?

Remember. Its just for jollies. Not serious.

 

[Skullflower]

torres. hands down.

 

[Oncy]

torres. hands down.

Excellent shout.

 

[SummerOnions]

Rooney

 

[Leo]

Evra

 

[Oncy]

Great choices so far.

 

[Leo]

Sorry that Perch cunt that plays for newcastle

 

[SummerOnions]

Mancini. Maybe one of Charlie Adam's wayward free kicks can break his fucking knees

 

[Skullflower]

Mancini. Maybe one of Charlie Adam's wayward free kicks can break his fucking knees

i remember when everyone wanted to sign that mancini player for like 20 mill. it was literally for the sole reason that he did a couple of stepovers in one champions league game.

 

[ILD]

RVP, Torres or Rooney. Either.

 

[moron]

In this order:

1) Evra
2) Torres
3) RVP
4) Aguero
5) Oscar
6) Lampard
7) Terry
8) All Strikers at Man U

 

[Red Mullet]

AVB so he can't do that squatting thing on the touchline.

 

[SummerOnions]

i remember when everyone wanted to sign that mancini player for like 20 mill. it was literally for the sole reason that he did a couple of stepovers in one champions league game.

Isn't he in jail for rape?

 

[peterhague]

Stewart Downing.

 

[Red Mullet]

Stewart Downing.

He said for jollies not for real.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Rooney would be nice, but he would then get built up extraordinarily as a hero on his comeback trail.

But still, Rooney.

 

[peterhague]

He said for jollies not for real.

I never joke about my work.

 

[Leo]

Rooney would be nice, but he would then get built up extraordinarily as a hero on his comeback trail.

But still, Rooney.

Yes he was the fastest man EVER to recover from that horrific metatarsal injury!
Fuckin warrior

 

[moron]

Stewart Downing.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

 

[Leo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

That would really scupper his big move to Barcelona me reckon

 

[Fallon]

Rooney/Terry, I'd be happy with either.

 

[Modo]

Slur Ferguson Alex don't care if he's not a player.

 

[moron]

Slur Ferguson Alex.

Won't make no difference the old fucker would still turn up at the duggout in a wheelchiar.

 

[Red Mullet]

Won't make no difference the old fucker would still turn up at the duggout in a wheelchiar.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

 

[Markeh]

lol at this thread and it's title

Van Persie, matchday one.... not so much for the player and the move he has made but for the old fucker that masterminded it.

Does it have to be in England? Busquets or Pedro would be fine too

 

[moron]

That would really scupper his big move to Barcelona me reckon

I know !!! - it will ruin his future legendary status at the club. Seriously the guy is going to make a huge difference this season - why would any of you think otherwise. He is thousands of miles better than most of you think he is.

 

[Ryan]

JT.

 

[LarryHagman]

Half the members of this site doing the cruciates in their typing fingers would do me.

 

[Ryan]

Half the members of this site doing the cruciates in their typing fingers would do me.

Is the best answer I've read all year.

 

[gene hughes]

Torres