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gene hughes

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This just in from twitter.

Kaka is arriving in Liverpool later today to finalize a 30m switch.
 
I'm guessing this is a simple mix up caused by Chris Brunt wearing an I Belong To Jesus t-shirt in Melwood while he negotiates a 20k a week contract to captain our reserves..
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=45622.msg1343488#msg1343488 date=1307283570]
I'm guessing this is a simple mix up caused by Chris Brunt wearing an I Belong To Jesus t-shirt in Melwood while he negotiates a 20k a week contract to captain our reserves..
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It's Falcao:

falcao-one-ups-kaka-with-jesus-tank-top.jpg
 
Hes not a peado.
He's Hitler.

I know its irrational as fuck and its a bullshit link, but id love to sign Kaka.
It would be just great.
 
Same as what Andy Bell said.

I really like Kaka.

He's a lovely person and his wife is really really REALLY good-lookin'.

AND, we would sell grillions of shirts.

Shame, tis a fabrication.
 
The point is we have been fighting with the ethereal power of Franks dead mum, and the soul sale of Alec Ferguson, resulting in the Devil given greatest footballer ever power to Sir Ryan (gentleman) Giggs.
Imagine if we have Kaka. We can harness the power of the third reich AND Jesus.
It would be amazing. Like a war between Angels and Demons.
 
I wouldn't. He has looked finished for 2 years now, bar a few nice goals against Depor and a nice pass against North Koera.

I'd rather we just sign Angel Di Maria. An angel and mother mary!
 
Angel di Maria is a sickle cell looking motherfucker.
I want Brazilians not Argentinians.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=45622.msg1343888#msg1343888 date=1307356990]
Angel di Maria is a sickle cell looking motherfucker.
I want Brazilians not Argentinians.

[/quote]

Tevez? Aguero? Madonna?
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=45622.msg1343890#msg1343890 date=1307357400]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=45622.msg1343888#msg1343888 date=1307356990]
Angel di Maria is a sickle cell looking motherfucker.
I want Brazilians not Argentinians.

[/quote]

Tevez? Aguero? Madonna?
[/quote]Madonna!!!
Lol.
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=45622.msg1343884#msg1343884 date=1307356442]
I wouldn't. He has looked finished for 2 years now, bar a few nice goals against Depor and a nice pass against North Koera.

I'd rather we just sign Angel Di Maria. An angel and mother mary!
[/quote]

Nope, way too OOgly !
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=45622.msg1344075#msg1344075 date=1307370822]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=45622.msg1343884#msg1343884 date=1307356442]
I wouldn't. He has looked finished for 2 years now, bar a few nice goals against Depor and a nice pass against North Koera.

I'd rather we just sign Angel Di Maria. An angel and mother mary!
[/quote]

Nope, way too OOgly !
[/quote]Exactly hes a great fucking Oogly MOogly and can fuck off. No way is Jesus on his side.
 
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