I'm falling for this Chick..

[Marky18]

that goes to the same Gym as i do, haven't spoken to her or ought but anyway it's getting a bit worrying now.
Any advice lads?

 

[Ijg]

talk to her man!!

 

[Rosco]

Grow a set of balls ?

 

[Atlas]

offer her two tickets to the gun show!!

 

[Shadey]

grab her hand and lead her to the sauna..

 

[Marky18]

talk to her man!!

Easier said that done i'm afraid.

 

[Marky18]

Grow a set of balls ?

Again, easier said than done 😀

 

[Milner]

Go have a word.

If your really that nervous have a chat to one of her mates or something.

Also ignore the replies in this thread and get on with it.

 

[Ijg]

just serious mate whats the worst she can do. she aint going to tell you to fuck off. she'll be polite and just talk about something a gym machince be normal.

 

[Marky18]

Go have a word.

If your really that nervous have a chat to one of her mates or something.

Also ignore the replies in this thread and get on with it.

Why?

 

[Milner]

Go have a word.

If your really that nervous have a chat to one of her mates or something.

Also ignore the replies in this thread and get on with it.

Why?

Because i doubt anyone who's going to reply has ever even met you or this chick.

 

[RafasShanksLC]

that goes to the same Gym as i do, haven't spoken to her or ought but anyway it's getting a bit worrying now.
Any advice lads?

Let the Lovechild guide you.

Next time you see her, wait until she is on some equipment and use whatever is next to her. Then after a bit, make a little joke about being knackered or something similar. It will break the ice and hopefully lead into a conversation.

You will know within the first 30 seconds whether she is interested or not. Dont be scared of rejection, it happens to the best.

Not me of course.

 

[Atlas]

i say ignore milners reply to the post Marky

 

[Marky18]

that goes to the same Gym as i do, haven't spoken to her or ought but anyway it's getting a bit worrying now.
Any advice lads?

Let the Lovechild guide you.

Next time you see her wait until she is on some equipment and use whatever is next to her. Then after a bit, make a little joke about being knackered or something similar. It will break the ice and hopefully lead into a conversation.

You will know within the first 30 seconds whether she is interested or not. Dont be scared of rejection, it happens to the best.

Not me of course.

Gone in 30 seconds for me then 😀

 

[Marky18]

Go have a word.

If your really that nervous have a chat to one of her mates or something.

Also ignore the replies in this thread and get on with it.

Why?

Because i doubt anyone who's going to reply has ever even met you or this chick.

What the fuck's that got to do with it? I'm not an ugly fat bastard if that's what you think.

 

[Milner]

i say ignore milners reply to the post Marky

😛

 

[Atlas]

Go have a word.

If your really that nervous have a chat to one of her mates or something.

Also ignore the replies in this thread and get on with it.

Why?

Because i doubt anyone who's going to reply has ever even met you or this chick.

What the fuck's that got to do with it? I'm not an ugly fat bastard if that's what you think.

hahaha
thats the best bit of advice on your thread!!
as she is on the stepper go up to her and say
"I'm not an ugly fat bastard if that's what you think"
she will be putty in your hands mate

 

[RafasShanksLC]

You will tell by the tone in her voice and her body language.

Good: Eye contact, if she starts to play with her hair, touches the back of her neck or laughs at your jokes.

Any of those and you might be in there. Give it a go and stop worrying.

Dont think about what could go wrong, think about what might happen if she is interested.

 

[Marky18]

You will tell by the tone in her voice and her body language.

Good: Eye contact, if she starts to play with her hair, touches the back of her neck or laughs at your jokes.

Any of those and you might be in there. Give it a go and stop worrying.

Dont think about what could go wrong, think about what might happen if she is interested.

I'm a believer of the old body language myself. Cheers!!

 

[Marky18]

Go have a word.

If your really that nervous have a chat to one of her mates or something.

Also ignore the replies in this thread and get on with it.

Why?

Because i doubt anyone who's going to reply has ever even met you or this chick.

What the fuck's that got to do with it? I'm not an ugly fat bastard if that's what you think.

hahaha
thats the best bit of advice on your thread!!
as she is on the stepper go up to her and say
"I'm not an ugly fat bastard if that's what you think"
she will be putty in your hands mate

You know what i meant for gods sake.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

What's a gym?

 

[Marky18]

What's a gym?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

What's a gym?

A place where people work out - with weights or cardio(cross trainer, running machine etc)

No shit Sherlock :wink:

 

[Marky18]

What's a gym?

A place where people work out - with weights or cardio(cross trainer, running machine etc)

No shit Sherlock :wink:

I thought you were being serious.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

What's a gym?

A place where people work out - with weights or cardio(cross trainer, running machine etc)

No shit Sherlock :wink:

I thought you were being serious.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[eecheerow]

What's a gym?

A place where people work out - with weights or cardio(cross trainer, running machine etc)

No shit Sherlock :wink:

I thought you were being serious.

Now after hearing this I'm not sure we should be giving you advice... we wouldn't want you procreating or anything.

 

[Marky18]

What's a gym?

A place where people work out - with weights or cardio(cross trainer, running machine etc)

No shit Sherlock :wink:

I thought you were being serious.

Now after hearing this I'm not sure we should be giving you advice... we wouldn't want you procreating or anything.

Sheik a few weeks ago also asked what a Gym was.

 

[The Abacus]

Here's what you do:

Next time she uses the exercise bike, just wait for her to finish and when she gets off and goes to wipe down the saddle, take her wrist, look her in the eye(s) and move her out of the way. Start licking the saddle without losing the eye contact (that part's very important).

She'll know how you feel.

 

[Piedro]

that goes to the same Gym as i do, haven't spoken to her or ought but anyway it's getting a bit worrying now.
Any advice lads?

Let the Lovechild guide you.

Next time you see her wait until she is on some equipment and use whatever is next to her. Then after a bit, make a little joke about being knackered or something similar. It will break the ice and hopefully lead into a conversation.

You will know within the first 30 seconds whether she is interested or not. Dont be scared of rejection, it happens to the best.

Not me of course.

Gone in 30 seconds for me then 😀

Are you ugly Mark?

 

[Ryan]

Walk up to her and tell her that you were so desperate to talk to her that you posted on an unofficial Liverpool FC forum askign for advice from a crowd of worldwide work-shy lads.

She'll fucking love that shit.