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He had a shite World Cup sadly.

Hopefully he finds his shooting boots for us again next season .

Very likable in interviews
 
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Dirkus_Circus said:
England scored 2 goals.

Sturridge created one and scored the other.

Harsh.
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He's been one of the better players, but no one has replicated their club form really, the standouts were Cahill, Sturridge and erm.. Wiltshire was garbage yesterday, as was Lallana, as was Sterling when he came on. I thought Foster did pretty well. Lets face it, we look like what we are, a load of decent individuals who haven't been moulded in any shape or form.

It was reminiscent of Roy's Liverpool side, not defensive, not offensive, just lacking any kind of cohesion or ideas. Flat, uninspiring dross.
 
Actually, the one area of life that I would quite like Hodgson's brand of rigidity is sandwich making. Most sandwich makers, in pubs, in cafes, in places like Subway, are like players who lack discipline and embellish on the pitch. It's like if Roy sends a player out to hold his position in defence, pick up his man and play the offside rule, only to sit and watch in disbelief as said player suddenly bombs on and tries a shot from 20 yards out after dribbling past a couple of midfielders. Your average sandwich maker will respond to the order for, say, a ham sandwich (which ought to mean, unless otherwise specified, two bits of bread and some ham) by returning with a veritable garden stuffed inside some damp bread. It really needs the Hodge to come in and really sort them out: 'Look: when I ask for ham, that DOESN'T give you licence to add soggy lettuce, cucumber, tomato, cress, capers, sliced olives or flipping onions!!!' It's just a shame he's in the wrong job. As a roving sandwich watchdog he'd have my vote.
 
gkmacca said:
Actually, the one area of life that I would quite like Hodgson's brand of rigidity is sandwich making. Most sandwich makers, in pubs, in cafes, in places like Subway, are like players who lack discipline and embellish on the pitch. It's like if Roy sends a player out to hold his position in defence, pick up his man and play the offside rule, only to sit and watch in disbelief as said player suddenly bombs on and tries a shot from 20 yards out after dribbling past a couple of midfielders. Your average sandwich maker will respond to the order for, say, a ham sandwich (which ought to mean, unless otherwise specified, two bits of bread and some ham) by returning with a veritable garden stuffed inside some damp bread. It really needs the Hodge to come in and really sort them out: 'Look: when I ask for ham, that DOESN'T give you licence to add soggy lettuce, cucumber, tomato, cress, capers, sliced olives or flipping onions!!!' It's just a shame he's in the wrong job. As a roving sandwich watchdog he'd have my vote.
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Not to mention despite asking for the avocado spread in place of mayo you are invariably bound to get not only no avocado but double the mayonnaise.
 
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