
Hiya. Welcome to the first in an occasional series called 'Beat the Stylist,' which will see me, the Georgio Armani of Anfield, pit my world-famous designer stylist wits against some hapless amateur. This time I'm joined by our old mate Djibs Cisse. On a budget of £250, we have to dress a 22-year-old man for a Friday night out at the Grafton. You go first Djibs.

Cheers, Rick! Er, I forgot how cold it is in Liverpool. Oh well. At least nobody is booing. Okay: my client will be wearing this wonderful hat:

and this gorgeous shirt:

and this most excellent pair of kecks:

and these shoes:
Total price: £247.32. Beat that!!!

Ha! Good try, Djibs, but you're out of your depth! Look and learn, my friend, look and learn!
My lucky client will be wearing this to-die-for shirt:

complemented by this quite magnificent tie:

these trousers:

and these quite brilliant socks:

and sandals:

Total price: £22.50!!!
So the winner is...ME!!!! Of course it is! Next time: I come up against George Gillette, and we have to choose an outfit for Tom Hicks to wear to meet the Queen!