Sung to the tune of Scouser Tommy
Can i tell you a story of a poor team
who were sent far away from their home
to live in the sticks of knowsley
where only the manky cattle roam
They were banished to a lower division
Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands
Where the fans swarmed around in their hundreds
with their tesco bags in their hands
Oh a battle it started next morning
Over at aisle number 1
Oh those poor evertonian bastards
were scrapping over the last hot x bun
As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the Tesco)
Knocking over the cakes and the bread
and the bread!!!
As they lay on the aisle of the tesco
These were the last words they said
"Oh we are the evertonians,
Our ground is made of wood
We're horrible bitter bastards
cause we've never been that good.
We support a team that's dressed in Blue
It's a team that no-one knows.
A team sponsored by tesco cause that's where we buy our clothes.
1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off.
Can i tell you a story of a poor team
who were sent far away from their home
to live in the sticks of knowsley
where only the manky cattle roam
They were banished to a lower division
Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands
Where the fans swarmed around in their hundreds
with their tesco bags in their hands
Oh a battle it started next morning
Over at aisle number 1
Oh those poor evertonian bastards
were scrapping over the last hot x bun
As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the Tesco)
Knocking over the cakes and the bread
and the bread!!!
As they lay on the aisle of the tesco
These were the last words they said
"Oh we are the evertonians,
Our ground is made of wood
We're horrible bitter bastards
cause we've never been that good.
We support a team that's dressed in Blue
It's a team that no-one knows.
A team sponsored by tesco cause that's where we buy our clothes.
1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off.
