Cristiano Ronaldo Has Completed His Transmutation Into A Ken Doll

[Dirkus_Circus]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Damn ... I remember when I had a body like that.

 

[Tal]

Damn ... I remember when I had a body like that.

What was his name?

 

[Fabio]

Jeeeeeesus

It's like that time I saw Nani topless

 

[mark1975]

He looks like a Miami Vice/Baywatch extra, with Val Kilmer hair.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

He looks like a Miami Vice/Baywatch extra, with Val Kilmer hair.

Have you seen Iceman lately? He is about twice the size of his Top Gun days.

 

[mark1975]

Fuck me, he used to be Jim Morrison, now he's Jim Royle!

No wonder he spent half of "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" sat in a car.

 

[Athens]

Have you seen Iceman lately? He is about twice the size of his Top Gun days.

He's looking at that pile of plastic containers with pride. I suspect they contain the bones of all the fried chicken he just had for his lunch.

 

[737Max]

Quick someone post that pic of Rio Ferdinand when he was on holiday a few yrs back in some horrendous pink bikini effort with denim hotpants

 

[juniormember]

 

[juniormember]

 

[red_maradona]

i'm impressed by how quick he is with that muscle mass.

 

[themn]

i'm impressed by how quick he is with that muscle mass.

Unlike the average 100m sprinter.

 

[red_maradona]

Unlike the average 100m sprinter.

fair point.

 

[doctor_mac]

Unlike the average 100m sprinter.

Yeah, but he'd be fucking pants at the 50km walk.

 

[dantes]

Why

 

[RedStar]

Why

He's carrying too much mass in his upper body, its a liability over long distances. Marathon runners are usually built like stickmen

 

[RedZeppelin III]

Seems short shorts are all the fashion !

 

[keniget]

Wow - that necklace tat is fucking horrendous.

 

[Silver Sean]

Fuck me, he used to be Jim Morrison, now he's Jim Royle!

No wonder he spent half of "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" sat in a car.

He's entered the last couple of years of Jim's life as a bloater.

 

[Silver Sean]

Seems short shorts are all the fashion !

Her tits are plastic but I imagine she would do anything you liked. Sort of balances itself out. Raul looks like he's let a 5 year old doodle all over him.