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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39896.msg1191296#msg1191296 date=1286486616]
[quote author=monsieurdantes link=topic=39896.msg1191294#msg1191294 date=1286486491]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39896.msg1191290#msg1191290 date=1286486246]
He all kindsa lost his funny after about.......Hey Dantes when was Parenthood/Planes tranes/Dirty rotten scoundrels? That was when he was last funny. Although that was on about 70% of funny in comparison with All of me/MWTB/The Jerk.
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i dont know. im fascinated that after you wrote planes, you're brain did that thing where it tricked you into thinking trains was spelt in the same way
[/quote]So it did. It would have been better the other way round. At least Plains is a word.
[/quote]

well actually....Time-Resolved Area-Normalized Emission Spectroscopy (TRANES)
i've been looking for something for the last week to help me. without even looking i think the universe is doing that thing where by amazing coincidence TRANES is going to be what i was looking for
 
I have deduced the truth.

Rollergirl doesnt remind Gene of Steve Martin; she reminds him of Victoria Tennant.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=39896.msg1191292#msg1191292 date=1286486390]
I really liked Bowfinger, I thought it was hilarious in places.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was also brilliant.
[/quote]

It was funny, but when I think about it, it was mainly funny because of Eddie Murphy, not Steve Martin.
 
[quote author=Rollergirl link=topic=39896.msg1191297#msg1191297 date=1286486691]
Do you think they (comedic actors) start losing their edge/mind after a certain point or just bow to the money/generation thing? Or cross over to different genres? The only actor I think of now (from that ilk) that used to be piss funny that is still around is Bill Murray, and he's gone kind of serious.
[/quote]I agree. Bill Murray has changed totally but i do like his Lost inTranslation/Life aquatic a ringa ding ding thing.
 
I respect it. He is an astounding actor. But completely serious doesn't suit him. I hated Lost in Translation. It was fucking dirge. I only watched it cos i was waiting for bill to do something. something. He has expert comedic timing, more than any other comedic actor i know. Why has he abandoned that? Groundhog Day was brilliant for a reason!
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39896.msg1191282#msg1191282 date=1286485895]
[quote author=Rollergirl link=topic=39896.msg1191278#msg1191278 date=1286485763]
Oncy: who are you talking about?
[/quote]Brendan. Im sure you phase out when he's talking about 'The club' but fuck me he could make a plague seem *ok*
[/quote]

If he made a plague seem Ok surely he'd be like the chirpiest Mr Chipper.

Imagine the scene. It's 1349 and 50% of the village, men women and children have died in choking gargling screams after developing huge puss oozing boils on their bodies. They have mainly lain uncovered for days, before anyone summoned up the courage to drag their maggot-ridden corpses into hastily dug shallow pits which dot the landscape. Fields of unharvested crops rot in the fields. Large scenic pan picks up orphaned children roaming the fields, scrabbling in the dirt for food. Now focus in on a large chinned rustic leaning on a pitchfork who intones cheerily, "this be OK".
 
[quote author=Rollergirl link=topic=39896.msg1191328#msg1191328 date=1286490434]
I respect it. He is an astounding actor. But completely serious doesn't suit him. I hated Lost in Translation. It was fucking dirge. I only watched it cos i was waiting for bill to do something. something. He has expert comedic timing, more than any other comedic actor i know. Why has he abandoned that? Groundhog Day was brilliant for a reason!
[/quote]I wanna watch again now!! Scrooged is my favourite Bill. Its just a perfect comedic performance.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39896.msg1191346#msg1191346 date=1286493454]
[quote author=Rollergirl link=topic=39896.msg1191328#msg1191328 date=1286490434]
I respect it. He is an astounding actor. But completely serious doesn't suit him. I hated Lost in Translation. It was fucking dirge. I only watched it cos i was waiting for bill to do something. something. He has expert comedic timing, more than any other comedic actor i know. Why has he abandoned that? Groundhog Day was brilliant for a reason!
[/quote]I wanna watch again now!! Scrooged is my favourite Bill. Its just a perfect comedic performance.
[/quote]

He's done some serious stuff though; Somerset Maugham's 'Razor's Edge' believe it or not.

Saw that ages ago.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=39896.msg1191335#msg1191335 date=1286491914]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39896.msg1191282#msg1191282 date=1286485895]
[quote author=Rollergirl link=topic=39896.msg1191278#msg1191278 date=1286485763]
Oncy: who are you talking about?
[/quote]Brendan. Im sure you phase out when he's talking about 'The club' but fuck me he could make a plague seem *ok*
[/quote]

If he made a plague seem Ok surely he'd be like the chirpiest Mr Chipper.

Imagine the scene. It's 1349 and 50% of the village, men women and children have died in choking gargling screams after developing huge puss oozing boils on their bodies. They have mainly lain uncovered for days, before anyone summoned up the courage to drag their maggot-ridden corpses into hastily dug shallow pits which dot the landscape. Fields of unharvested crops rot in the fields. Large scenic pan picks up orphaned children roaming the fields, scrabbling in the dirt for food. Now focus in on a large chinned rustic leaning on a pitchfork who intones cheerily, "this be OK".


[/quote]

'this be OK... compared to what be going on at Liverpool Football Club! Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh...'

*close-up on rustic's open, horrified, Munch-like screaming mouth*
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=39896.msg1191482#msg1191482 date=1286531086]
It's like you're a nobody on this forum until you get banned or someone ignores you.
[/quote]

*puts Anita on ignore for the day*

You're welcome.
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=39896.msg1191497#msg1191497 date=1286531479]
I hate you Pesam. Your one liners aren't funny.


[/quote]

The thanks I get for trying to help out!
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39896.msg1191346#msg1191346 date=1286493454]
[quote author=Rollergirl link=topic=39896.msg1191328#msg1191328 date=1286490434]
I respect it. He is an astounding actor. But completely serious doesn't suit him. I hated Lost in Translation. It was fucking dirge. I only watched it cos i was waiting for bill to do something. something. He has expert comedic timing, more than any other comedic actor i know. Why has he abandoned that? Groundhog Day was brilliant for a reason!
[/quote]I wanna watch again now!! Scrooged is my favourite Bill. Its just a perfect comedic performance.
[/quote]

Why can't I ignore you?*

Fuck, I wanted to see how empty threads would be without this omnipotent geek spreading his dirty thread seed everywhere!



*Sounded a bit Brokeback for a mo there.
 
[quote author=IanTheRed link=topic=39896.msg1191590#msg1191590 date=1286536688]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39896.msg1191346#msg1191346 date=1286493454]
[quote author=Rollergirl link=topic=39896.msg1191328#msg1191328 date=1286490434]
I respect it. He is an astounding actor. But completely serious doesn't suit him. I hated Lost in Translation. It was fucking dirge. I only watched it cos i was waiting for bill to do something. something. He has expert comedic timing, more than any other comedic actor i know. Why has he abandoned that? Groundhog Day was brilliant for a reason!
[/quote]I wanna watch again now!! Scrooged is my favourite Bill. Its just a perfect comedic performance.
[/quote]

Why can't I ignore you?*

Fuck, I wanted to see how empty threads would be without this omnipotent geek spreading his dirty thread seed everywhere!



*Sounded a bit Brokeback for a mo there.
[/quote]That's a common misconception that lar, I post a lot in the threads I post in, I don't actually post in a lot of threads.
 
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=39896.msg1191587#msg1191587 date=1286536393]
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=39896.msg1191497#msg1191497 date=1286531479]
I hate you Pesam. Your one liners aren't funny.


[/quote]

The thanks I get for trying to help out!
[/quote]

I was testing you!
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=39896.msg1191656#msg1191656 date=1286540771]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=39896.msg1191587#msg1191587 date=1286536393]
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=39896.msg1191497#msg1191497 date=1286531479]
I hate you Pesam. Your one liners aren't funny.


[/quote]

The thanks I get for trying to help out!
[/quote]

I was testing you!
[/quote]

i'M WEAK.
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=39896.msg1191666#msg1191666 date=1286541209]
You couldn't bear not reading my posts for a whole day?

*beams*
[/quote]

Indeed, you, Dantes and Quadraspaz are the only ones that make any sense to me.
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=39896.msg1191482#msg1191482 date=1286531086]
It's like you're a nobody on this forum until you get banned or someone ignores you.
[/quote]
I have a 1 day T shirt. I got it whilst pissed one Friday night with Sheiky and Spion. I was still right in my assertions though. Perhaps I could have been slightly less sweary. And less sweary against the Mod.
 
Sheik threatened me with a ban once, but that was as close as I have ever got.
 
I've always been on decent behaviour but Jon did PM me when I called DB a moany cunt.

Ha. It was obviously in jest, I don't know why he bothered.
 
Totally. I got in shit recently, mainly because tone cannot be heard online, and I really hate smileys.

Still never been banned though.

-angelic face-
 
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