Mongy slobbering mouthbreathing cunt scores a fluke in a meaningless friendly

[rurikbird]

Have to say, that’s a hell of a goal.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Fluke

 

[Holle]

So what.

 

[bluebell]

He will be injured in a few weeks

 

[RedStar]

Great goal, no time to think just an instinctive finish taking advantage of the keeper being miles off his line. Its a meaningless preseason game though, good for his youtube highlight reel and not much else.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Friendlies don’t count unless you are Pele

 

[Modo]

Zlatan-esque

 

[Hansern]

Lucky effort

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Woj got close to that

 

[Brizzle]

There are few things more Harry Kane than scoring a worldie in pre season. Performs when it doesn't matter.

 

[MaBigTip]

And celebrating it like they won a final.

Sevilla did it too. Completely cringeworthy.

 

[Silver Sean]

Imagine a time when a thread on a Liverpool website has the title 'Harry Kane'.

 

[manwithnoname]

He can put his "Pre-Season Friendly Goal Of The Season" trophy next to his Champions League runners-up medal and "Title Challenge - still in the race until February" certificate

 

[tombrown]

Don't forget his special certificate for swearing on his daughter's life

 

[moron]

Have to say, that’s a hell of a goal.

It was a very good goal, did not look up so really good. However, agree with @manwithnoname as to where he can put that goal.

 

[Khalido]

Type of goal Robbie could score, instinctive.

 

[Squiggles]

Kane's just an outright naturally brilliant finisher. He didn't even look up, having already clocked their keeper wondering around the 25 yard box in the first half.

If he has time to think then he usually fucks it up, because he's a massive mouth-breaking neanderthal.

 

[Silver Sean]

Fuck Harry Kane. He's a wrong 'un.

 

[Halmeister]

Can we please change the thread title to "Mongy slobbering mouthbreathing cunt scores a fluke in a meaningless friendly"?

 

[Judge Jules]

Kane's just an outright naturally brilliant finisher. He didn't even look up, having already clocked their keeper wondering around the 25 yard box in the first half.

If he has time to think then he usually fucks it up, because he's a massive mouth-breaking neanderthal.

Whatever "mouth-breaking" might be, I agree.

 

[rurikbird]

Can we please change the thread title to "Mongy slobbering mouthbreathing cunt scores a fluke in a meaningless friendly"?

Yes