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Holyfield is going to get Hurt

doctor_mac

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Have you seen the giant Holyfield is fighting in his bid to regain a world championship? Nikolay Valuev. He's enormous. Gargantuan. He makes Holyfield look tiny. Ckeck out the picture of some wee runt fighting him, and looking very scared. I reckon he'd make a decent centre half and all.


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CHRIST ON A BIKE!

He's fucking HUGE!

That picture at the bottom looks like it's from the Hulk or something. Madness.

Can he actually box at all?!
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=29782.msg757000#msg757000 date=1229710253]
Oh, and Valuev isn't very good.
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Didnt think he would be.

Not that it matters if he manages to club him hard, & lets face it, Holyfield can hardly skip & duck out of the way like a young fella could.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=29782.msg757001#msg757001 date=1229710308]
You tell him that to his face George.
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I'm 5' 3". I'd run through his legs with a piece of rope and trip him up.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=29782.msg756999#msg756999 date=1229710212]
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There is no way he has fucked her. He would split her like a cashew.
 
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=29782.msg757128#msg757128 date=1229718353]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=29782.msg756999#msg756999 date=1229710212]
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There is no way he has fucked her. He would split her like a cashew.
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She has a big vag for a small lass. She's practically hollow.
 
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=29782.msg757128#msg757128 date=1229718353]

There is no way he has fucked her. He would split her like a cashew.
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Hahaha. Glad i'm not the only one thinkin that.
 
"Suppose it is my turn on top tonight Darling"

"No, Nikolay, I insist. I will go on top. Please...........".
 
Holyfield in his heyday would have toppled this guy like so much dead timber, but that was a loooooooooong time ago.  Even if he were to manage a win now, how much punishment will he have to take?

What a sad, sad day for a true warrior.
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=29782.msg758084#msg758084 date=1229805286]
The main event starts at 22.25 apparently.
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A bit of Background:

Biography

Valuev was born on August 21, 1973, in Leningrad (now Saint Petersburg). Valuev is of Russian descent, but he also had a Tatar grandfather.[2][3][4]
As a teenager and a young man Valuev's father, the chief of the village fire company, often used his son as a ladder to reach the thatched roofs of the local houses. He was also used to rescue kittens from trees.
He wooed his wife, Galya, with poetry that he composed himself. He has two young children, a son and a daughter. He hunts deer, ducks and wild boar and goes fishing with his son. Once on a hunt not far from St. Petersburg, it is said Valuev wrestled and killed a wild boar using only his hands.[5]
Valuev is a Russian Orthodox Christian.[6] During his youth he played water polo and basketball, and was also a discus thrower.
 
Re: cis going to get Hurt

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=29782.msg758144#msg758144 date=1229812288]
I can't get on the stream to work. How's the fight going?
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Valuev has been rubbish, Hollyfield has been rubbish. However Hollyfield has been less rubbish.
 
Terrible fight, more punches are thrown during an average football match.
Valuev won via Judges decision 14-14, 16-12, 15-14.

Very poor decision by the judges.
 
I take it there wasn't much scrapping. The Heavyweight division is an embarrassment these days.
 
The stream stopped working in about the 3rd round. However, the fight had been that dire up to that point, I had no interest in trying to find it again.

Fights like that do the sport no favours whatsoever
 
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