Iago Aspas

[Holle]

Why oh why are we always doing those shite loan deals?

 

[Buddha]

Gone to Sevilla on loan for a year, option to buy him in 12 months for 6m euros

Jeez - they better be paying his wages.

 

[Oncy]

Who gives a fuck. As long as we cant field the pigeon chested cunt

 

[Mors]

This might surprise some of you, but ballbag ballague said this was a great buy when we signed him the fucking tit.

 

[Whirly]

I don't know why we would include a post-loan buyout clause. I think if he has a successful loan spell(10 goals, 5 assists) which is plausible, we could get 10M quid or so. Actually turn a profit on him, even.

 

[cloggypop]

Anyone seen him play?

 

[mr_moo]

Anyone seen him play?

The next messi I believe

 

[cloggypop]

Sound.

I heard he was a bit like Suarez.

 

[mr_moo]

Sound.

I heard he was a bit like Suarez.

Not quite, only has two biting offences

 

[Stulikesdrums]

THAT corner

This.

 

[Skullflower]

fuck me

 

[RedZeppelin III]

i really would love to know how a club works , when a signing is a useless as this do they actually review it , question why they thought he would be good enough and look to prevent similar mistakes in the future or do they just brush it under the carpet ?. I guess it's the same at other clubs but we always seem to be clearing dead wood .

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

i really would love to know how a club works , when a signing is a useless as this do they actually review it , question why they thought he would be good enough and look to prevent similar mistakes in the future or do they just brush it under the carpet ?. I guess it's the same at other clubs but we always seem to be clearing dead wood .

Agreed. I mean whose head is on the fucking chopping block for his one? And Alberto? And the Moses loan? And Assaidi? And Ilori? Honestly if there was that kind of massive massive failure at my company, there would be a top to bottom review of what went wrong and why.
It shows that scouts are full of fucking shit. And while we are on that subject - just how much are they making for traveling around the globe, watching football matches and getting their recommendations all wrong? I would happily do that for $200k plus car.

 

[Zlate]

Sevilla website have confirmed it as official, pending medical for a season loan with option to buy for 3 years.

So happy to get rid of him, he offers nothing to our team.

 

[Hansern]

They're paying all his wages.

 

[RolandG]

Great start to my day....... this news gives me an instant lift.

 

[Holle]

They're paying all his wages.

I fucking hope so.

 

[cloggypop]

They're paying all his wages.

He took a cut as well. Good on him. I hope he does well and they don't make him take any corners.

 

[carlv]

Seems odd this hasn't been confirmed on the official site yet, does it still have some bearing on Moreno?

Alberto was announced quickly enough

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Seems odd this hasn't been confirmed on the official site yet, does it still have some bearing on Moreno?

Alberto was announced quickly enough

Apparently he's having just passed his medical right now.

 

[Buddha]

Apparently he's having just passed his medical right now.

Now I'm a skinny twat, but how can any professional athlete be THAT SKINNY?

 

[cloggypop]

That is after we have built him up for a year.

 

[SummerOnions]

He looks well stoned

 

[cloggypop]

He does look like he wants a Chocomel

 

[dee]

Excellent news - now give that number back so that someone decent can wear it

 

[Buddha]

OptaLiverpool ‏@OptaLiverpool 1h 1. Iago Aspas had just 1 shot on target in 14 appearances during his first season at Liverpool. Legend.

 

[tombrown]

Excellent news - now give that number back so that someone decent can wear it

Looks like Lambert has been handed it already