Poll Joe Hart

[ibromurph]

Have you ever seen such a cowardly performance in a European Cup semi final as city's tonight? Posed no threat whatsoever.

Completely gutless display. They coasted to a 1-0 defeat. Didn't get 1 shot on target. Only Fernandinho looked like he wanted to win. They rest were just jogging side to side (Toure was spectacularly lazy), and whenever they got the ball, passed it sideways and backwards. I think Aguero made about 2 runs in behind all night. A very boring game.

 

[peekay]

Yep typical performance from a team of mercenaries.
Toure was a disgrace.

Toure gegenpressing

 

[cloggypop]

Haha!

@sidlowe: Like it. RM fans belting out Bad Moon Rising.

 

[manwithnoname]

I don't understand people saying they didn't want to win. It was a European Cup semi-final. Of course they did. They were just shit. As if any player wouldn't 'try'.

That said you never know with a cunt like Yaya Toure, but the rest, no doubt

 

[manwithnoname]

Joe Hart: 'Did we do enough over the two games? I don't know'

It's pretty cut and dried, Joe. You didn't score in either game, and they did.

So you're out, and very clearly *didn't* do enough over the two games, because - and please excuse me for repeating myself - you're out.

 

[Skullflower]

'Rath' sounds better than 'the Cat'? The fucking ninja like beasts that leap athletically all over the show? Compared to 'Rath', which is just badly spelled anger.

a rath is a cross between a rasta and a goth. it sounds ace.

 

[Athens]

Yes the ever annoying Ed Byrne done a sketch on that song pointing out it's lack of irony.
It was quite funny.
Well for him anyway.

Perhaps that was the point of the song? None of the stuff was ironic and the song was about irony. Ooh, how ironic!

I might be reading too much into it.

 

[manwithnoname]

Toure gegenpressing

Yaya Toure looking like an old, confused, overweight bear, half-heartedly sniffing out a picnic, just after eating a picnic

 

[manwithnoname]

Perhaps that was the point of the song? None of the stuff was ironic and the song was about irony. Ooh, how ironic!

I might be reading too much into it.

Fucking AS IF

 

[doctor_mac]

a rath is a cross between a rasta and a goth. it sounds ace.

A cross between a Rasta and a Goth sounds like the worst goalkeeper in the world. Between moping and despising the idea of sporting endeavour and being stoned off his nuts I don't think this hybrid has anything to recommend it.

 

[davud graham]

First time I've seen Sergio Aguero playing as a centre midfielder. I wouldn't mind if he came deep and then turned and ran at the Madrid defence or attempted a forward ball to whoever had bothered their arse to make a forward run but all he did was receive possesion and then play a 5 yard ball backwards to one of city's centre halves. Bizarre.
It shouldn't be too much of a surprise though as their away form in the Premier league has been hopeless this season and even we have scored more goals than they have away from home.

 

[Leo]

Perhaps that was the point of the song? None of the stuff was ironic and the song was about irony. Ooh, how ironic!

I might be reading too much into it.

I wouldn't even dare give her that much credit.

 

[davud graham]

Yaya Toure looking like an old, confused, overweight bear, half-heartedly sniffing out a picnic, just after eating a picnic

When he jogs with his shoulders slumped he looks like he's going to collapse like an amateur crossing a marathon finishing line. Everytime he gets subbed I expect someone to wrap him in one of those silver paper things (I think they're called heatsheets).

 

[the count]

Rory Smith ‏@RorySmithTimes 2m2 minutes ago
7 Spanish sides in CL and EL knockouts. Two finalists, 2 semi-finalists, three others knocked out by other Spanish sides. That's a pattern.

 

[Skullflower]

Toure gegenpressing

jesus.

 

[Skullflower]

A cross between a Rasta and a Goth sounds like the worst goalkeeper in the world. Between moping and despising the idea of sporting endeavour and being stoned off his nuts I don't think this hybrid has anything to recommend it.

camus was a bit of a goth.

 

[cloggypop]

A cross between a Rasta and a Goth sounds like the worst goalkeeper in the world. Between moping and despising the idea of sporting endeavour and being stoned off his nuts I don't think this hybrid has anything to recommend it.

Goths have to become referees as they won't wear any other colour.

 

[Skullflower]

Goths have to become referees as they won't wear any other colour.

other than aluminous yellow?

 

[doctor_mac]

camus was a bit of a goth.

Camus wasn't a goth. He did stuff. He didn't just put on black eyeliner and fucking cry about it.

 

[cloggypop]

other than aluminous yellow?

That's the cybergoths. I'm not really convinced there's been any real goths since the early 90s.

 

[Skullflower]

Camus wasn't a goth. He did stuff. He didn't just put on black eyeliner and fucking cry about it.

he existed and cried about it. maybe if he'd dabbled in a bit of eyeliner he would have shut the fuck up.

 

[Woland]

 

[Skullflower]

That's the cybergoths. I'm not really convinced there's been any real goths since the early 90s.

don't fucking lecture me about goths mate.

 

[cloggypop]

don't fucking lecture me about goths mate.

Do you drink in The Swan, Skully?

 

[Skullflower]

Do you drink in The Swan, Skully?

very occasionally.

 

[localny]

Didn't keep the English out.

Bastard!

 

[doctor_mac]

Bastard!

I'm not celebrating that mate. Just stating the facts.

 

[localny]

I'm not celebrating that mate. Just stating the facts.

I'm just messing around Mate.

 

[doctor_mac]

I'm just messing around Mate.

I know. You're no Skully.

 

[cloggypop]

I know. You're no Skully.

Less eyeliner? Happier?