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Liverpool beat Real and Arse to sign Peruvian 'Jewel'

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Anybody heard of this guy?

Andy Polo looks set to be the next South America to arrive through the famous Anfield gates with Liverpool set to win the race to sign the highly rated South American

The 17 year old, who has been linked with the likes of Arsenal and Real Madrid, is expected to arrive at Anfield next month to finalise his move to England.

The Peruvian, whose nickname is La Joya (The Jewel), is highly rated in his homeland made his debut for Universitario aged just 16, and has scored 3 goals in 13 games since making his debut, his performances leading to comparison’s with Brazilian forward Robinho.

The teenager is expected to travel to England in November at the end of the Peruvian domestic season and will join South American compatriots Luis Suarez, Lucas and Sebastian Coates on the Anfield books.

http://www.sportsnewsireland.com/soccer_irish/58360/
 
*La Joya* is cool. Andy Polo isn't working as a name for me at all.







Not that I'm called Andy Polo you understand.
 
I refuse to get excited until he does some bad ass shit for the first team.

He seems to be two-footed though, which is nice.

"Andy Polo" is a bizarre name for a Peruvian, I reckon.
 
Re: Re: Liverpool beat Real and Arse to sign Peruvian 'Jewel'

[quote author=Modo link=topic=47233.msg1414287#msg1414287 date=1319102414]
Lajoya?

Sounds like a south american prostitute.
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Any hole's a goal
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=47233.msg1414290#msg1414290 date=1319102731]
At least he's not another starlet, they always turn out Shit
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Fucking. This.

Plus, whenever I hear that word, I think of some old-time Hollywood chick, like Fay Wray (was in the first 'King Kong').

Does my nut in.
 
I've been trying to think of a mint related joke involving Andy Polo and Jay Spearing playing in the same team but I fucking can't.

Spearmint is all I have.

*Fail Face*
 
[quote author=Bradley link=topic=47233.msg1414294#msg1414294 date=1319103594]
I've been trying to think of a mint related joke involving Andy Polo and Jay Spearing playing in the same team but I fucking can't.

Spearmint is all I have.

*Fail Face*
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Hahaha !
 
Is there still a limit on how many non EU players can be fielded in a matchday squad? My CM days of a decade ago suggest 3 max, but as we have Lucas, Maxi, Coates & Luis already, this seems unlikely unless one of them is offski....

Or does Lucas have dual nationality? Anyway, it still gives us 4.
 
Lets stop spunking time and resources on shite starlets and start spending time and resources on quality already at the club like Raheem,Sterling, Suso etc.
 
Lets not put all our eggs in "one" basket and give ourselves as many options as possible. It's not as if youngsters are expensive. You'd probably get about 1000 youngsters for Andy Carroll and are bound to get a decent return.
 
Can we please stop now with this 'Raheem and Sterling are two different people' joke?

No offence Hardcastle, it was funny for a bit, but now it's a bit tired and we're only taking the piss out of Bunny anyway who is apparently too busy chasing young French minge.
 
[quote author=TheFasterBlade link=topic=47233.msg1414325#msg1414325 date=1319107437]
Can we please stop now with this 'Raheem and Sterling are two different people' joke?

No offence Hardcastle, it was funny for a bit, but now it's a bit tired and we're only taking the piss out of Bunny anyway who is apparently too busy chasing young French minge.
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It was me who bifurcated Raheem and Sterling, and I am certainly not chasing young french mine, more's the pity.
 
Well, I must apologise for casting aspersions unto your minge-chasing activities.

As for shit being bifurcated, I can only say je ne comprends pas
 
Oh yeah, sorry Bunny you didn't fuck up the whole Raheem/Sterling continuum.

Hope you are, in fact, caning the young French minge.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=47233.msg1414281#msg1414281 date=1319101856]
I refuse to get excited until he does some bad ass shit for the first team.
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I'll second this.
 
[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=47233.msg1414344#msg1414344 date=1319110769]
I think we would be menthol not to buy him.
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9/10
 
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