New Liverpool manager unveiled during bizarre initiation ceremony.

[Woland]

 

[Rouge Penguin]

Isn't that how all supporters pledge themselves to Liverpool FC?

 

[Mystic]

I've heard a rumour that we've scheduled a friendly with Wigan on Tuesday. Apperently Martinez is going to manage Wigan for the first half and then at half time he's going to change his tracksuit and manage Liverpool for the second. Mata's going to be at the game as well for some reason, strange...

 

[redsar]

That will surely piss Rodgers off... to be sacked after first half

 

[iseered]

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

 

[Bradley]

That will surely piss Rodgers off... to be sacked after first half

Will Louis Van Gaal show each manager half of his cock?

 

[StevieM]

Will Louis Van Gaal show each manager half of his cock?

So one gets to see helmet and the other might get a glimpse of his sack.

Which half is the most sought after?

 

[RolandG]

Will Louis Van Gaal show each manager half of his cock?

Oncy is there for that!

 

[Cerberus]

Manic scenes at Albert Dock as the Lizard Overlord runs amok amid John Henry's failure to lure Pep Guardiola to Liverpool.

 

[Woland]

How long has all this being going on for? How far back does it go?

 

[Skullflower]

horus is rising