Phil Brown wonders if Pirlo is homophobic

[peekay]

 

[Pesam]

Sunbeds must have fried his brain.

 

[Bradley]

I heard Pirlo is hobophobic.

 

[Athens]

I heard he gates getting wet. He's hydrophobic.

 

[Silver Sean]

Massive twat. Fuck Phil Brown.

 

[Bradley]

Massive twat. Fuck Phil Brown.

So maybe Pirlo is just straight up Brownophobic.

Anybody who doesn't think my last 2 post have been funny is lolophobic.

 

[Pesam]

Reporter: "No Phil, it's just that Pirlo thinks the English league is too aggresive".

Phil Brown: "Oh so he's aggro-phobic"

 

[Holle]

Hold on, if Pirlo doesn't want to play in England because he's homophobic, wouldn't that mean that England is full of homos?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hold on, if Pirlo doesn't want to play in England because he's homophobic, wouldn't that mean that England is full of homos?

Talk to the hand cos the face aint listening biatch!

*flounces off*

 

[Modo]

 

[Silver Sean]

I'm phobic of self-aggrandising, blazer-wearing, permatanned twats wearing headsets on the touchline.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Just listened to that. Dozy fucker clearly meant to say xenophobic.

I hate people who use big words to make themselves seem clever & have no real idea what the fuck they mean.

 

[Rosco]

Hold on, if Pirlo doesn't want to play in England because he's homophobic, wouldn't that mean that England is full of homos?

At best footballers in England are metrosexual. So hes not a million miles away

 

[Pesam]

Just listened to that. Dozy fucker clearly meant to say xenophobic.

I hate people who use big words to make themselves seem clever & have no real idea what the fuck they mean.

Indeed, it exacerbates me too.

 

[peterhague]

Personally I think he really thought homophobic means a fear of leaving home, or some such (and yep, I know that doesn't make any more logical sense than literal sense, but there you are). He really is that thick.

 

[Oncy]

I heard he gates getting wet. He's hydrophobic.

WHY ITS GREASSSE LIGHTNIN!!!

 

[Oncy]

Batman is gonna kick the living cunt outta him in the new movie.

 

[ILD]

Lol @ Bane gag.