Pre Match - F*ck You Count Cup - Forest (A) - Sun 1800

[FreshRed]

Where has Jota’s first touch gone?

 

[Shadey]

The introduction of Diaz second half should put this tie to bed.

 

[dmishra]

Attack looks really disjointed and awful. Very surprised that we didn't start with Minamino given how well he's played in the cups.

Crossing from the right has been atrocious. Ox is typically useless, and Elliott hasn't been in the game at all.

Fabinho and Keita are the only two players who've been somewhat decent.

 

[Squiggles]

Think we should swap Chamberlain and Elliott around. Need some technical ability in the middle of the park. Its very congested.

 

[Bradley]

Had a dream last night that Jürgen was my best mate in the whole wide world. Was great.

Sorry @Athens

 

[Farkmaster]

Ox is worse and worse every time he plays. He needs to fuck off as much as we need him to.

 

[ibromurph]

The amount of space we're getting in this midfield and the amount of turnovers we have been getting in this first half, if we don't win this, certain players should not play for us again this season.

This is the ideal game for us to score 3 or 4 goals in. They are WIDE open.

 

[Shay_K]

Forrest have expended a lot of energy it will not be too long before they're running on fumes.

 

[Farkmaster]

The amount of space we're getting in this midfield and the amount of turnovers we have been getting in this first half, if we don't win this, certain players should not play for us again this season.

This is the ideal game for us to score 3 or 4 goals in. They are WIDE open.

Keita has been too much of a shithouse, and ox has just been shit. They are both in exactly the position they were bought to play in, with the ball, on the dribble, and they're awful each and every time.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

ref's a cunt too.
missed peno & blows whistle now!??! huh?

 

[neildo]

Hesgoal

Perfect! Thanks mate!

 

[Woland]

Oxlade chambo is like that cunt at work who does fuck all but somehow manages to get his mum to make him nice butties every day and is banging a different fit bird every week. Absolute charmed life. Hope he gets hit by a massive Skoda next time he pops to the shop

 

[ibromurph]

Keita has been too much of a shithouse, and ox has just been shit. They are both in exactly the position they were bought to play in, with the ball, on the dribble, and they're awful each and every time.

My thoughts exactly.

This is pretty much the IDEAL game for them both. Acres of space for them to run into and yet their final ball/touch have been poor.

 

[Farkmaster]

Oxlade chambo is like that cunt at work who does fuck all but somehow manages to get his mum to make him nice butties every day and is banging a different fit bird every week. Absolute charmed life. Hope he gets hit by a massive Skoda next time he pops to the shop

I'm not sure that would improve his salability.

 

[Frogfish]

The amount of space we're getting in this midfield and the amount of turnovers we have been getting in this first half, if we don't win this, certain players should not play for us again this season.

This is the ideal game for us to score 3 or 4 goals in. They are WIDE open.

Yeah. I'm really surprised we haven't taken advantage of that yet. We will. They give the ball away a lot too and we have just mucked up that final pass. We should win this by 2-3, they've posed almost no threat and we are taking full control now.

 

[Woland]

I'm not sure that would improve his salability.

There's a negative figure on his value already. If he dropped dead he'd save us a few quid

 

[Alan Hardaker]

Just lacking a bit of quality in the last third. But iffy if they nick one so need to kill this game ASAP

 

[Frogfish]

Elliott has been invisible and Ox given the ball away so many times. Bobby is classes far above but it still hasn't worked for him yet - pity he missed, he looked in two minds trying to square to someone for a tap in.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Keita has been too much of a shithouse, and ox has just been shit. They are both in exactly the position they were bought to play in, with the ball, on the dribble, and they're awful each and every time.

but his tackle early on keeps it 0-0 ...

 

[Farkmaster]

Oxlade chambo is like that cunt at work who does fuck all but somehow manages to get his mum to make him nice butties every day and is banging a different fit bird every week. Absolute charmed life. Hope he gets hit by a massive Skoda next time he pops to the shop

The charmed life thing could work in our favour though. Hes exactly the sort of waste of space some stupid team will buy. I'm shocked everyone aren't sniffing around.

 

[Farkmaster]

but his tackle early on keeps it 0-0 ...

My kid puked on me, so I missed the first 10 mins, so that doesn't count.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

My kid puked on me, so I missed the first 10 mins, so that doesn't count.

I told you to keep him off the gefilte fish.

 

[Farkmaster]

I told you to keep him off the gefilte fish.

This is the 7 month old. I'm not intending to find out what gefilte fish smells like on the other end. It might improve though.

 

[Frogfish]

Keane : "you can see which team is the PL team and which the Championship. Liverpool have been excellent (bar the finish)".

 

[Farkmaster]

If our midfield options were like our attacking options we'd be even better. That and some sort of rb has to be the priority, along with replacing Salah or whoever else is out.

 

[Shay_K]

COME ON YOU RED MEN

 

[Bradley]

I'd say these lads have 10 minutes before the subs start coming.

 

[Red rose]

WTF

 

[Shay_K]

Ffs Alisson

 

[Bradley]

I'd say these lads have 10 minutes before the subs start coming.

And Harvey will unfortunately be the first to be hooked.