Pre Notts County thread

[Ryan]

BR has confirmed Kelly won't play. Way off match sharpness apparently.

 

[Pesam]

So Lucas and Johnson are good enough and all the talk about them being liabilities is bollocks?

I refuse to get drawn back into the Lucas debate

 

[keniget]

BR has confirmed Kelly won't play. Way off match sharpness apparently.

I'm guessing Rodgers wasn't impressed by what he saw in the reserves match. Understandable.

 

[Oncy]

Kelly should have been sold years ago.

 

[Modo]

I'm guessing Rodgers wasn't impressed by what he saw in the reserves match. Understandable.

Definitely, although he did play as a centre half.

 

[Mystic]

Kelly should have been sold years ago.

But he's from Liverpool.

 

[rurikbird]

Kelly should have been sold years ago.

No

 

[TSD]

I hope Aspas starts. He could do with a goal.

 

[gkmacca]

Quite, yes.

 

[Modo]

I hope Aspas starts. He could do with a goal.

He could do with this:

 

[gkmacca]

What, a cutting from an old copy of Health & Efficiency magazine?

 

[Buddha]

What? A long thin penis?

 

[TSD]

What? A long thin penis?

You know you're a long-standing Liverpool supporter when Biscan's cock is the first thing that comes to mind.

 

[gkmacca]

Best place for it to come.

 

[Modo]

I dunno I just think that Aspas needs to work on his upper body strength. Especially his shoulders.

 

[gkmacca]

 

[Pesam]

If you tell a joke in a forest and nobody's listening; and then you explain the joke......................

 

[Modo]

If you explain a joke it just shows how highly you regard the recipients.....

 

[Hyena]

You know you're a long-standing Liverpool supporter when Biscan's cock is the first thing that comes to mind.

Biscan's cock comes to mind whenever I hear the words long-standing

 

[TSD]

Biscan's cock comes to mind whenever I hear the words long-standing

It's like a drinking game, "Biscan's cock comes to mind whenever... "

 

[gkmacca]

Don't mention cock and drinking game in the same post, it sounds horrible!

 

[Oncy]

I like the fact in the picture on the right (of Modos pic) his cock is making an Exclamation mark.

HERES MY COCK!!

 

[livvy145]

Notts County paying their respects.

 

[Got the moves like Carra]

So apart from me, portly, Marquis and Got the Moves Like Carra no one else is in the Harry

While I'm goin to the Harry the biggest problem is I've never met you, Portly or Marquis so I won't know who you are if you're in there while I am...I maybe should have thought this through a little better

 

[Modo]

I had a look at the pictures again and this seems to be the line up:

--------------------Mignolet/Jones

Johnson------Wisdom----------Touré--------Cissokho

-----------------Allen----------Lucas/Henderson/Gerrard
-----------------------Alberto
Ibe------------------------------------------Sterling
--------------------Sturridge

Substitutes: Jones, Agger, Aspas, Coutinho, Henderson, Lucas, Borini.

Confirmed line up. Modo ftw