THE TRUTH ABOUT ME AND VIP'S SECRET CYBER LOVE SCANDAL!!!

[singlerider]

Picture the scene . . .

It's three days before Valentines Day, and I was totally unaware that suddenly new love was about to fall from the heavens and into my life.

At first, we just kept things casual, but he persevered and finally won my heart.

Here's how it all started . . .

Hi hun. hows things.i guess youre upset like me about todays result. whereabouts r u? youre in the uk right

I was touched by his sensitivity, his gentle considerate nature shining through that mask of insanity he wears around the forums, and giving me an insight into his soul.

are you really female, nic told me you are a chinese guy

Obviously, we both had our doubts - I'd been hurt before, he wasn't sure if I was a man, but these proved minor obstacles to Love's path.

oh okay , I believe you. are in the uk?

Our fears were assuaged, and we were ready to move onto the next plane.

also do you ever play yahoo pool or any other games?

Games? So soon? I like a man who's direct.

no in london.i lived in wales for a bit though. no worries i thought u might fancy a game but no bother.so are you a student or do you work? you dont meet many female football fans let alone lfc ones so thats why i thought i would say hi. if nic tells you i was arrested for stalking dont believe him. he was winding me up last night on another forum.
who else is female on these forums, do u know?

Now obviously that line was a bit of a distraction, I wanted to like him, but how did I know he was telling the truth? After all, you never know who's out there these days.

However, ultimately I decided to trust him, as he trusted me.

His interest in other girls made me think he was the adventurous type, maybe up for some threesome action - and that suited me!

ive never been with a woman before (if you know what I mean)

WOW! What do you say to that?

Well, my old Mum used to say "When in doubt, tell the truth!"
(Actually, she never said that at all, but it helps the story run nicely)

Anyways, where were we?

you have? Are you a ...erm lesbian?

Ahhh yes, that's right . . . errr, this is kinda where the whole 'telling the truth' bit fell down.

Sorry 'bout that. I'm a bad person, what can I say?

WOW!

so are you in a relationship?

im free and single

*more liberal stretching of the truth*

aww shucks,is she a red too? and does she post here?why do you want to be a lesbo when you can have the likes of me.im pretty sexy you know,even nic said i was a good looking guy.

Here we reach the crux of VIP's quest I fear

you got any pics?

Obviously disappointed at my reluctance to provide photos, things cooled off for a while.

I didn't know what to think, he didn't write, he didn't call.

Was a cheap picture of me all he wanted?

Did I just represent some adolescent wank-fantasy, or was he really truly interested in who I am inside?

All boys are just the same. Bastards the lot of them.

If you don't believe me, then just see what happened next.

alrite babe. did you have a nice valentines day. i took the gf to the noodle bar and had the set meal yaki soba. you get yaki soba which was very nice, 3 meat spring rolls, and freshly squeesed orange and mngo juice all for £8. the gf had yum yum chicken which wasnt so good this time. the last time we had it was delic. must have been a different chef. they tried to over charge by charging me for 2 drinks but i noticed.crafty feckers.

then we went home and has intercourse.
how was your night. i hope u made sweet love by the fire. if you did send me the video please. i love lesbian shows.

TYPICAL!!!

I wasn't putting out, so what does he do?

Scurries off with some HUSSY!!!

And to think I thought he was a nice boy!

Then, to add insult to injury, now when we talk he can't even be nice to me!

Not interested in me at all, now he just wants to use me to get to other girls!

hey MAN. yes i said MAN. you should give me some money or some credit or something for using something i wrote. a paypal donation would be nice. marquis is a lady not you. are there any pics of her? what do u know?

Marquis, he's all yours. You can have him!

Hmmpfh!!!

*flounces off*

 

[Nic83]

ROFLMAO! Just to clarify, NO part of that in which my name came up was true!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He's foooking gas!

 

[viingx]

SR.

You're a psycho. :lol:

You can probably make it as a pornographic script writer though.

 

[livvy145]

ROFLMAO! Just to clarify, NO part of that in which my name came up was true!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He's foooking gas!

Bry, are you VIP?

That is some weird shit Dan. Marquis would eat him for breakfast. :wink:

 

[TheBunnyman]

Ha ha ha ha haha ha hah ahahahahahahhahhahah Etc.

Oh. My. God.

VIP = Vain Impudent Prick?

VIP = Vaginas? I! Please!!!

Any other suggestions?...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

VIP is ace.

He cooks a lovely Chicken Kiev apparently.

Frankly, I'm quite disappointed in SR. Fancy sharing so many private moments in public. I'm ashamed of you SR.

 

[TheBunnyman]

VIP is ace.

He cooks a lovely Chicken Kiev apparently.

Frankly, I'm quite disappointed in SR. Fancy sharing so many private moments in public. I'm ashamed of you SR.

Does VIP think you're a woman as well, Sheik?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

VIP is ace.

He cooks a lovely Chicken Kiev apparently.

Frankly, I'm quite disappointed in SR. Fancy sharing so many private moments in public. I'm ashamed of you SR.

Does VIP think you're a woman as well, Sheik?

A girl who looks like Alexei Sayle? Nah, that's Marquis mate.

 

[singlerider]

SR.

You're a psycho. :lol:

You can probably make it as a pornographic script writer though.

All of the above is 100% genuine.

I'm not creative enough to make it up

 

[Marquis]

ROFLMAO! Just to clarify, NO part of that in which my name came up was true!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He's foooking gas!

Bry, are you VIP?

That is some weird shit Dan. Marquis would eat him for breakfast. :wink:

Funnily enough that's been said about me before. A friends brother was interested and she told him to not be so damn silly cos I'd eat him for breakfast. I'm a nice girl really!

 

[viingx]

SR.

You're a psycho. :lol:

You can probably make it as a pornographic script writer though.

All of the above is 100% genuine.

I'm not creative enough to make it up

Awesome!

:shock:

 

[LeTallecWiz]

VIP is my hero.

 

[Rosco]

I'm jealous.

 

[Frogfish]

ROFLMAO! Just to clarify, NO part of that in which my name came up was true!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He's foooking gas!

Bry, are you VIP?

That is some weird shit Dan. Marquis would eat him for breakfast. :wink:

Funnily enough that's been said about me before. A friends brother was interested and she told him to not be so damn silly cos I'd eat him for breakfast. I'm a nice girl really!

Maybe they were being complimentary ...as in talking about your sexual preferences ?

 

[livvy145]

ROFLMAO! Just to clarify, NO part of that in which my name came up was true!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He's foooking gas!

Bry, are you VIP?

That is some weird shit Dan. Marquis would eat him for breakfast. :wink:

Funnily enough that's been said about me before. A friends brother was interested and she told him to not be so damn silly cos I'd eat him for breakfast. I'm a nice girl really!

Maybe they were being complimentary ...as in talking about your sexual preferences ?

8)

 

[IanTheRed]

Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT ME AND VIP'S SECRET CYBER LOVE SCANDAL!!

Ha ha ha ha ha, thats class Short Round!! Well done (thinks about publishing the 'PM's of IanTheRed').

Tell you what thought, that VIP is a quick worker. One minute he's never been with a woman, next think he's having intercourse whilst thinking of you and a lesbian!

Slut, bet he burst her too....

 

[redhorizon2]

Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT ME AND VIP'S SECRET CYBER LOVE SCANDAL!!

Picture the scene . . .

It's three days before Valentines Day, and I was totally unaware that suddenly new love was about to fall from the heavens and into my life.

At first, we just kept things casual, but he persevered and finally won my heart.

Here's how it all started . . .

Hi hun. hows things.i guess youre upset like me about todays result. whereabouts r u? youre in the uk right

I was touched by his sensitivity, his gentle considerate nature shining through that mask of insanity he wears around the forums, and giving me an insight into his soul.

are you really female, nic told me you are a chinese guy

Obviously, we both had our doubts - I'd been hurt before, he wasn't sure if I was a man, but these proved minor obstacles to Love's path.

oh okay , I believe you. are in the uk?

Our fears were assuaged, and we were ready to move onto the next plane.

also do you ever play yahoo pool or any other games?

Games? So soon? I like a man who's direct.

no in london.i lived in wales for a bit though. no worries i thought u might fancy a game but no bother.so are you a student or do you work? you dont meet many female football fans let alone lfc ones so thats why i thought i would say hi. if nic tells you i was arrested for stalking dont believe him. he was winding me up last night on another forum.
who else is female on these forums, do u know?

Now obviously that line was a bit of a distraction, I wanted to like him, but how did I know he was telling the truth? After all, you never know who's out there these days.

However, ultimately I decided to trust him, as he trusted me.

His interest in other girls made me think he was the adventurous type, maybe up for some threesome action - and that suited me!

ive never been with a woman before (if you know what I mean)

WOW! What do you say to that?

Well, my old Mum used to say "When in doubt, tell the truth!"
(Actually, she never said that at all, but it helps the story run nicely)

Anyways, where were we?

you have? Are you a ...erm lesbian?

Ahhh yes, that's right . . . errr, this is kinda where the whole 'telling the truth' bit fell down.

Sorry 'bout that. I'm a bad person, what can I say?

WOW!

so are you in a relationship?

im free and single

*more liberal stretching of the truth*

aww shucks,is she a red too? and does she post here?why do you want to be a lesbo when you can have the likes of me.im pretty sexy you know,even nic said i was a good looking guy.

Here we reach the crux of VIP's quest I fear

you got any pics?

Obviously disappointed at my reluctance to provide photos, things cooled off for a while.

I didn't know what to think, he didn't write, he didn't call.

Was a cheap picture of me all he wanted?

Did I just represent some adolescent wank-fantasy, or was he really truly interested in who I am inside?

All boys are just the same. Bastards the lot of them.

If you don't believe me, then just see what happened next.

alrite babe. did you have a nice valentines day. i took the gf to the noodle bar and had the set meal yaki soba. you get yaki soba which was very nice, 3 meat spring rolls, and freshly squeesed orange and mngo juice all for £8. the gf had yum yum chicken which wasnt so good this time. the last time we had it was delic. must have been a different chef. they tried to over charge by charging me for 2 drinks but i noticed.crafty feckers.

then we went home and has intercourse.
how was your night. i hope u made sweet love by the fire. if you did send me the video please. i love lesbian shows.

TYPICAL!!!

I wasn't putting out, so what does he do?

Scurries off with some HUSSY!!!

And to think I thought he was a nice boy!

Then, to add insult to injury, now when we talk he can't even be nice to me!

Not interested in me at all, now he just wants to use me to get to other girls!

hey MAN. yes i said MAN. you should give me some money or some credit or something for using something i wrote. a paypal donation would be nice. marquis is a lady not you. are there any pics of her? what do u know?

Marquis, he's all yours. You can have him!

Hmmpfh!!!

*flounces off*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[RolandG]

Legendary :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Rosco]

Since Oncy is bumping week old threads, I thought I'd join in.

This is a classic.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'd missed this the first time, absolute classic.

Nice work SR!

 

[Spionkop69]

Since Oncy is bumping week old threads, I thought I'd join in.

This is a classic.

And it would appear that VIP has taken root over at EST. They find him quite amusing over there - apart from Danielle :wink:

 

[Rosco]

Since Oncy is bumping week old threads, I thought I'd join in.

This is a classic.

And it would appear that VIP has taken root over at EST. They find him quite amusing over there - apart from Danielle :wink:

Is he embarrassed ?

 

[Marquis]

Since Oncy is bumping week old threads, I thought I'd join in.

This is a classic.

And it would appear that VIP has taken root over at EST. They find him quite amusing over there - apart from Danielle :wink:

They find him amusing cos they don't have to put up with the PM's.

He's harmless though, I mean really, if he thought SR was a woman there can't be a lot to him.

 

[singlerider]

Since Oncy is bumping week old threads, I thought I'd join in.

This is a classic.

And it would appear that VIP has taken root over at EST. They find him quite amusing over there - apart from Danielle :wink:

They find him amusing cos they don't have to put up with the PM's.

He's harmless though, I mean really, if he thought SR was a woman there can't be a lot to him.

Hey, whatchyu trying to say?

And for the record, some people *definitely* voted "With the beer goggles on" back on KT before they clocked I wasn't a girl

 

[robinhood]

And for the record, some people *definitely* voted "With the beer goggles on" back on KT before they clocked I wasn't a girl

Yes they did.

I might be wrong, but I think Foxy said he would, didn't he?

I didn't, though. You minger.

 

[singlerider]

And for the record, some people *definitely* voted "With the beer goggles on" back on KT before they clocked I wasn't a girl

Yes they did.

I might be wrong, but I think Foxy said he would, didn't he?

I didn't, though. You minger.

You're just playing hard to get.

Although I won't let you piss on me, that's just dirty (dirty - unclean, not dirty - smutty)

 

[Marquis]

And for the record, some people *definitely* voted "With the beer goggles on" back on KT before they clocked I wasn't a girl

Yes they did.

I might be wrong, but I think Foxy said he would, didn't he?

I didn't, though. You minger.

I think it has been well established that Foxy would chase anything in a skirt.

 

[manwithnoname]

That is very, very funny.
And also not a little worrying and wrong, just for good measure.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I think it has been well established that Foxy would chase anything in a skirt.

Who me?!

*looks shocked & appalled before strolling away whistling nonchalantly*