Fuck it, why should the players be the only ones to flirt with other clubs? I've got my eye on Bayern Munich, and perhaps Barcelona and Real Madrid, while Chelsea and Manchester City are of course lurking in the background, awaiting developments.
When asked whether he would still be a Liverpool supporter at the start of next season, Bunnyman responded by laughing mirthlessly through his nose and raising his eyebrows. 'What do you think?' he asked. Nobody at Liverpool FC was available to comment.