Which footballer would you most love to punch in the face?

[Cerberus]

 

[The Slugmonster]

[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=47660.msg1432047#msg1432047 date=1322212990]
Xavi for being a smug bastard.
[/quote]

So much this!!!

and for one that looks like he was punched and dropped numerous times as a kid

 

[themn]

This mutha fucka needs a slap.

I'd say E'sBJT, but a mate of mine put him on his arse, when he was on loan at Forest, so I have that satisfaction.

Oh, and *this* raas claat....

Incase the twat forgets where he lives.

 

[LadyRed]

Gareth Bale

 

[Judge Jules]

Someone's already done it to him though. Must have.

 

[LadyRed]

John Terry
Nani
Carrick
Torres- Id prefer to slap him rather than punch him though
Harry Redknapp
Gary Neville
Phil Jones
Jermaine Defoe
Peter Crouch
Ledley King

 

[LadyRed]

Ashley Young

 

[Judge Jules]

I'd have thought you might have had the hots for him. When he joined Villa the regional TV news programme sent a female reporter to interview him, and her tongue was practically hanging out during and after the interview.

 

[LadyRed]

Ha no JJ, not at all. He looks like a little boy. A dirty Manc one at that.

Robbie Keane, can't believe I forgot about him.

 

[themn]

[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=47660.msg1432183#msg1432183 date=1322229077]
I'd have thought you might have had the hots for him. When he joined Villa the regional TV news programme sent a female reporter to interview him, and her tongue was practically hanging out during and after the interview.
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He doesn't have a tattooed neck and/or beat women.

 

[themn]

This little shit would get re-configured.

He wouldn't have to *pretend*.

 

[Mystic]

 

[LadyRed]

Oh did I mention Gareth Bale?

 

[themn]

Lol.

 

[Asbo]

I always instantly think of Gordon Strachen and Billy Bremner whenever one of these pops up .....

 

[Judge Jules]

...as the bishop said to the actress.

 

[gene hughes]

ha ha ha

That's the funniest time you've ever used that JJ.

 

[Judge Jules]

Eyethangyew. ;D

 

[Le Chacal]

Is Ratface is still considered as a footballer?

 

[Ryan]

John Terry. All day, every day.

 

[Gary25]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=47660.msg1432509#msg1432509 date=1322307404]
John Terry. All day, every day.
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Yep, yep.

Good shout on Bale also.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Just from mere frustration - Andy Carroll.

 

[gene hughes]

I also can't think of anyone more punchable than Terry.

 

[Mistadobalina]

One day id like a corner flag to fight back an knock Tim Cahill out.

 

[LarryHagman]

I'd like to punch all footballers in the face.

 

[RolandG]

[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=47660.msg1431972#msg1431972 date=1322197402]
Mine:

Just look at him and think 'you're not a thick cunt'. It's impossible.
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Top of my list!

 

[Home and A Gay]

Phil Jones has a face that I would happilly curb.

 

[Halmeister]

I hate Gareth Bale's face so damn much.

Bale, EBJT, Macheda, Ronaldo, Villa, Chris Eagles, Phil Jones, Nani, Cuntarito, Arshavin, Fabregas. So so so so so so many.

 

[Portly]

I'm surprised nobody's come up with Tim Cahill:

This guy has a permanently annoying expression on his face. It is the kind of face that you would instinctively want to slap.

I'm sure he is kind to his mother though.

 

[Home and A Gay]