Haram that lad.WANKS FURIOUSLY
FFS BEAMY

Haram that lad.WANKS FURIOUSLY
FFS BEAMY
At least there was a happy ending.WANKS FURIOUSLY
FFS BEAMY
WANKS FURIOUSLY
FFS BEAMY
Plausible alternate realities where I just say yes to things and ruin my life instead of no, go home and have a wank?What do you even wank about if not unrealistic fantasies?!?!
Rumbled!Beamrider has never worked for Liverpool. This was a well laid, long running plan to deliver on April fools.
Well played.
Yeah Beamy got me hook line and sinker.
Even more embarrassing for Aussies. My feeds had been full of April Fools gags all day before the UK ticked over. I clocked it instantly. Great post though Beams 🤣Yeah… the fucker got me too - I sent a message straight to my City mate as soon as I read his post, then came back to read more before frantically trying to delete the message I’d sent, while feeling like an absolute prune!!!
Thankfully I think I got it in time… ‘cause he’s not taken the open goal chance Beamie supplied him to rip the absolute piss out of me.
What’s worse was it was 10pm at night over here, so I couldn’t even “do a Dreamie” and claim I was April fooling him all along!!!!
I’ll be keeping an eye on you @Beamrider - vengeance will be a dish best served with a glass of chilled Australian sparkling Shiraz and a packet of Taytos!!!!
