A little grab-ass never hurt anyone...
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Lolz. All jokes aside it's a red card. You can't touch there.
Can't believe nobody has posted K&P's slapass video yet.
City will buy him, Pep love those who like to play in between the line in back passage.
There was an older man who attempted to stick his finger up my ass on the dance floor in one of the bars here in town.
He tried to push his finger up my arsehole. I mean like proper. Not just an arse grab. I pushed him away and shouted to him wtf!, but did nothing more.
I was clothed, before anyone asks. I don't mind a bit or arse play, but I would like to choose the partner, and the occasion.
He is the father of an acquaintance, and we still speak now and again. Poor man has got blood cancer now, he told me.
That is all I have to contribute on this topic.
He tried to push his finger up my arsehole. I mean like proper. Not just an arse grab. I pushed him away and shouted to him wtf!, but did nothing more.
I was clothed, before anyone asks. I don't mind a bit or arse play, but I would like to choose the partner, and the occasion.
He is the father of an acquaintance, and we still speak now and again. Poor man has got blood cancer now, he told me.
That is all I have to contribute on this topic.
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When I was a kid, maybe 8 or something, I had excruciating stomach pain while I was at school.
They sent me to the school nurse, who suspected appendicitis, so she lubed up and stuck her hand up me arse and tickled my appendix and asked if it hurt.
Now of course the obvious answer is "You've got your fucking hand up my arse, of course it bloidy hurts!" but I guess it was inconclusive, so I got taken to the GP to repeat the process all over again, with similar results.
I then got taken to A&E, where they did it AGAIN, except this time it was a young, attractive and fairly buxom nurse who gave me the pokey bumtime, which led to all sorts of confusion for a young innocent lad such as myself.
In some ways, I guess it was like a formative early sexual experience. Explains a few things I suppose
Oh, and it turned out to be trapped wind.
Fun times!
Fun times!
This thread has massive potential, but you left it to linger.
I can share another story. It is also anal, but not finger in the arse.
I have a dog, and I usually walk it behind the apartment buildings where I live, where there is like bushes and trees. Wilderness is kind of close here in the north.
Two times in the evenings, typically when it is dark outside (I live well within the Arctic Circle), we have run into this man in his 40's. Seemingly popping up out of nowhere in the bushy area behind the buildings. Both times he has told me off for having the dog off the leash, and acted quite strange and overly confrontational. The dog of course, reacting, as suddenly there is a fella there, in the dark.
Later, I mentioned this to a colleague who also has a dog. And he instantly said, "ohhhh that guy!", and I was, huh. Is this some urban legend? Turned out it is. And there is a fella who is renowned for hanging out and taking shits in public, all over the island.
Obviously he hates dogs, as they will find his droppings, and dog walkers are one of the few people who are wandering about at this time, and certainly in this area of his. I have found several sites with shit there, in just a small place. At the start, I thought it might have been some workers from the flats or something. But, in this place here you see, this man has free sight into the illuminated flats below, and can sit there and take a shit while looking into the flats and at people. Massively getting off on this, most likely.
I can share another story. It is also anal, but not finger in the arse.
I have a dog, and I usually walk it behind the apartment buildings where I live, where there is like bushes and trees. Wilderness is kind of close here in the north.
Two times in the evenings, typically when it is dark outside (I live well within the Arctic Circle), we have run into this man in his 40's. Seemingly popping up out of nowhere in the bushy area behind the buildings. Both times he has told me off for having the dog off the leash, and acted quite strange and overly confrontational. The dog of course, reacting, as suddenly there is a fella there, in the dark.
Later, I mentioned this to a colleague who also has a dog. And he instantly said, "ohhhh that guy!", and I was, huh. Is this some urban legend? Turned out it is. And there is a fella who is renowned for hanging out and taking shits in public, all over the island.
Obviously he hates dogs, as they will find his droppings, and dog walkers are one of the few people who are wandering about at this time, and certainly in this area of his. I have found several sites with shit there, in just a small place. At the start, I thought it might have been some workers from the flats or something. But, in this place here you see, this man has free sight into the illuminated flats below, and can sit there and take a shit while looking into the flats and at people. Massively getting off on this, most likely.
says the man with purple aki as his profile pic.
hmm me wonders...
hmm me wonders...
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