A Scouser, a Geordie and a Scot go on vacation....

[Jack D Rips]

He's not allowed to get The Lying Rag on the stitches. It could melt them.

 

[Fabio]

[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=45670.msg1346539#msg1346539 date=1307645272]
He's not allowed to get the S** on the stitches. It could melt them.
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and then we'd have another ribery looklike

 

[Jack D Rips]

PatricKielty Patrick Kielty
Sports Latest - Doctors have just confirmed that Wayne Rooney's hair transplant has rejected his face.

 

[grjt]

[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=45670.msg1346489#msg1346489 date=1307637922]
Her boat race isn't the best.
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She's a horror story in real life.

 

[RolandG]

England strikers Wayne Rooney and Andy Carroll have been 'treating' holidaymakers in Barbados to a few Beatles tunes. The duo belted out some of the band's classics as they recharged their batteries on the Caribbean island. (Daily Mail) :laugh: :laugh::laugh:

 

[themn]

'Fist And Lout'

 

[themn]

[quote author=RedZeppelin link=topic=45670.msg1345963#msg1345963 date=1307566740]
What the fuck ? i'm guessing they all just bumped into each other on holidays somewhere. And why are footballers so unimaginative when it comes to their holidays , with their money you could go to some special , unique places ....not somewhere from a thompsons catalogue or any old 5 star beach resort.
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Our wee Dani shows a bit more imagination.

@dani37pacheco: At the volcano of Batur (Bali). En el volcàn de Batur (bali). Amazing days, love BALI so much. http://yfrog.com/kg61osj

@dani37pacheco: This is my toilet, and own swimming pool inside of my room. You acces to pool by toilet. AMAZING!! http://yfrog.com/kjoqnpj

Aah, bless !

I like this lad.
I hope he can come through for us.

 

[ILD]

Hope he stays at Norwich for the year and gets some games.

I can imagine his brother at home cursing at the TV, "Norwich, FUCKING NORWICH", I quit football for this".

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

Wayne Rooney is not a scouser. He's silly manc cunt.

 

[Woland]

I'm glad to see Terry has had some karmic revenge hoisted upon him, in the form of a minger with a bad tit job and shit style. I hope she hovers round him like a fly round shite for the rest of his days.