Alan Pardew Is A Twat (Part 57)

[themn]

As Newcastle close in on 10th French player, old Alan Pardew quotes make for funny reading

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013​

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French players on Newcastle’s books at the start of this week: Mathieu Debuchy, Yohan Cabaye, Hatem Ben Arfa, Romain Amalfitano, Sylvain Marveaux and Gabriel Obertan.

French players Newcastle look likely to sign in the next 24 hours: Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa and Massadio Haïdara.

French players Newcastle are close to securing by end of the January transfer window: Yoan Gouffran and Moussa Sissoko.

As a result, Newcastle boss Alan Pardew will be able to field 10 outfield players from France alone, albeit in a 3-6-1 formation.

This of course is just the French players, leaving the likes of Tim Krul, Vurnon Anita and Papiss Demba Cisse out of this particular equation.

All in all, it makes the comments below from Alan Pardew, in 2006, whilst boss of West Ham, rather amusing.

Quotes via Arseblog.

 

[doctor_mac]

It is pretty embarrassing the attention Pardew gets on this forum. After all, there are probably plenty of other managers and coaches in the league who are utter fuckheads, but we are cultivating a frankly sad focus on Pardew's legendary twatness. Get a life lads.

 

[Halmeister]

This is a Liverpool forum. We shouldn't be talking about other teams' managers.

 

[doctor_mac]

Yeah. It reflects badly upon us as people. Frankly, I think you all must be a bit mental to focus on Pardew and his mammoth levels of hypocritical cuntery.

 

[themn]

**Could a mod please correct my mis-spelling of 'Alan' please ?**

Thanks.

 

[Woland]

Yeah, it's spelt A-N-A-L

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

How embarrassing talking about another team's manager.

 

[Squiggles]

I'm not sure how in charge he is of transfers over there. They've been signing decent players since before he arrived. Alan Carr's dad, if I remember rightly, is head of recruitment.

Definitely a complete prick though.

 

[Oncy]

'Or a timelock!!'

 

[Sunny]

Is that like a white hole, spewing out time?

 

[Oncy]

Is that like a white hole, spewing out time?

A *WHITE* hole?

 

[Sunny]

A *WHITE* hole?

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

 

[Oncy]

So what is it?

 

[Sunny]

I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

 

[goodspam]

**Could a mod please correct my mis-spelling of 'Alan' please ?**

Thanks.

I thought that you had used the French spelling.

 

[Modo]

This is a Liverpool forum. We shouldn't be talking about other teams' managers.

I thought we established that this is a "football forum" for Liverpool supporters.

 

[Oncy]

Ignore them Modo. Theyre being childish and predictable.

 

[Halmeister]

I thought we established that this is a "football forum" for Liverpool supporters.

No. Delete thread.

 

[Halmeister]

Oh, and I forgot this...


WHOOSH!

 

[Oncy]

And unfunny.

 

[Modo]

Ignore them Modo. Theyre being childish and predictable.

Yeah, let's not RAWK up the place.

 

[doctor_mac]

Do you know it is a fact that Aalan Pardew had his name changed by deedpoll from Alan Pardew because he wanted to be the first Alan Pardew listed in the phonebook? What a fucking clampet, eh!

 

[Modo]

Oh, and I forgot this...


WHOOSH!

You should leave the "whooshing" to peterhague.

 

[Halmeister]

You should leave the "whooshing" to peterhague.

Why? I was successful. Even if it was only you.

 

[the count]

**Could a mod please correct my mis-spelling of 'Alan' please ?**

Thanks.

Surprised your not able to spell Themn.

 

[themn]

Surprised your not able to spell Themn.

There's the occasional error and then there's continual fucking bollcks.

 

[Fox]

This is a Liverpool forum. We shouldn't be talking about other teams' managers.[/quote


Thought it was called the football forum.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Well it should be renamed Liverpool Forum then.

 

[Rouge Penguin]

Alan Paydue is laughing into his 8 year deal reading this thread. Laughing so much he can't be bothered getting points any more this season.

 

[Halmeister]

Fox, learn how to quote. Even your fucking sig is wrong.