To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it Lavezzi?
Is it just Perotti?
Locked in a shit side,
No escape for Enrique
Open your eyes, sell Aquilani and see.
He’s not a poor Roy, needs no N’Zogbia,
Because he’s easy come, easy go, wages high, effort low,
Anywhere N’Gog goes, doesn't really matter… to me.
Kenny, just signed a mackem,
Put a pen into his hand, signed the contract, now he's red
Kenny, missed out on Ashley Young,
But now you've gone and linked to Elia.
Kenny, ooh, didn't mean to make you buy.
If we've no left back again tomorrow,
Cahill, Cahill, Cahill…
As nothing else really matters.
Too late, Downing might come,
Sends shivers down my spine, Charlie Adam such a crime
Goodbye, all our money, it’s got to go,
Leave sense all behind and sign Boudebouz
Kenny, ooh, I don't want Bojan,
I sometimes wish we'd never signed Caroll at all.
I see a little Cissokho of a man,
Suarez, Suarez, don’t you do the Fernando
Cattermole and Barton, very, very frightening
(Coentrao) Coentrao, (Coentrao) Coentrao, Coentrao or Augero,
Magnificooooooooo!!!!
Maybe a a Gago, nobody loves him
Or a little Cliche from a poor Arsenal,
Spare him his life from this Man City
Easy come, easy go, maybe Moussa Sissoko
(M’Villa!) No!!!!! We will not sign Gervinho
(M’Villa!) No!!!!! We will not sign Gervinho
(M’Villa!) No!!!!! We will not sign Gervinho
(M’Villa) Will not sign Gervinho
(or Sissoko) Will not sign Gervinho (or Sissoko) Ahhhhhh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Jovanovic, Jovanovic) Jovanovic, let him go
Beelzebub signed a keeper for his side for de Gea, de Gea, de Gea
So you think you can sign him to replace Stevie G
So you think you can love him and play him with Levia
Oh, Kenny, can't sign McCarthy, Kenny,
Not gotta get Jim , not gotta get Jim in to here.
No chance Matta’s coming, Anyone can see,
No chance Matta’s coming,
No chance Matta’s coming….. to here
Away to where the money flows…
Is it Lavezzi?
Is it just Perotti?
Locked in a shit side,
No escape for Enrique
Open your eyes, sell Aquilani and see.
He’s not a poor Roy, needs no N’Zogbia,
Because he’s easy come, easy go, wages high, effort low,
Anywhere N’Gog goes, doesn't really matter… to me.
Kenny, just signed a mackem,
Put a pen into his hand, signed the contract, now he's red
Kenny, missed out on Ashley Young,
But now you've gone and linked to Elia.
Kenny, ooh, didn't mean to make you buy.
If we've no left back again tomorrow,
Cahill, Cahill, Cahill…
As nothing else really matters.
Too late, Downing might come,
Sends shivers down my spine, Charlie Adam such a crime
Goodbye, all our money, it’s got to go,
Leave sense all behind and sign Boudebouz
Kenny, ooh, I don't want Bojan,
I sometimes wish we'd never signed Caroll at all.
I see a little Cissokho of a man,
Suarez, Suarez, don’t you do the Fernando
Cattermole and Barton, very, very frightening
(Coentrao) Coentrao, (Coentrao) Coentrao, Coentrao or Augero,
Magnificooooooooo!!!!
Maybe a a Gago, nobody loves him
Or a little Cliche from a poor Arsenal,
Spare him his life from this Man City
Easy come, easy go, maybe Moussa Sissoko
(M’Villa!) No!!!!! We will not sign Gervinho
(M’Villa!) No!!!!! We will not sign Gervinho
(M’Villa!) No!!!!! We will not sign Gervinho
(M’Villa) Will not sign Gervinho
(or Sissoko) Will not sign Gervinho (or Sissoko) Ahhhhhh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Jovanovic, Jovanovic) Jovanovic, let him go
Beelzebub signed a keeper for his side for de Gea, de Gea, de Gea
So you think you can sign him to replace Stevie G
So you think you can love him and play him with Levia
Oh, Kenny, can't sign McCarthy, Kenny,
Not gotta get Jim , not gotta get Jim in to here.
No chance Matta’s coming, Anyone can see,
No chance Matta’s coming,
No chance Matta’s coming….. to here
Away to where the money flows…
