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Bite, Nibble, Munch and Chomp

Rumour is the ban will be 6 games with Uruguay given the right to appeal. Uruguay are expected to appeal and given the time it would take to appeal, Suarez would be able to play till at least the Semi Finals..

Uefa would then hope Uruguay will be eliminated by then anyway, to avoid more bad publicity...
 
Rumour is the ban will be 6 games with Uruguay given the right to appeal. Uruguay are expected to appeal and given the time it would take to appeal, Suarez would be able to play till at least the Semi Finals..

Uefa would then hope Uruguay will be eliminated by then anyway, to avoid more bad publicity...


6 international games, or any competitive games?
 
2 game ban max would be a great way for FIFA to piss off the UK press.

Hahahahaha. That'd be well funny.

I'm already trolling a load of mates by defending him to the hilt, that'd be the icing on the cake.

Half of that defense is true though, the reaction is bizarre. It's like when that Diana lass died, me & my mate saw it live & thought, meh, then gradually almost the entire country went insane in some ultra-faux outpouring of grief for this obscenely rich girl they'd never met.

That for me was the starting point for the societal reaction to any incident, good or bad, it just gathers pace & becomes a competition to see who can have the greatest response, either critical, greifing, or celebration, modern social media has made it possible for the fat lazy twats to comment from their couch & attempt to get their own 15 seconds of fame (no longer minutes, it moves faster than that now.
 
Nobody is defending what Suarez did, but the majority are attacking Suarez' critics in the UK media for being totally OTT and/or hypocritical about the incident.

We all know this, it's just a few idiots who try to tar the forum with the same brush. We're all defending him apparently, according to Rosco, who's only around when there's an opportunity to jump on one of his favourite subjects and act like a cunt.
 
Nobody is defending what Suarez did, but the majority are attacking Suarez' critics in the UK media for being totally OTT and/or hypocritical about the incident.


I think some are going a bit far on the other side to counteract the media reaction. The truth, as usual, is somewhere in the middle. A year or two is crazy, three games is a bit lenient. I think ten games is about right, wouldn't be surprised to see a bit more or a bit less than that.
 
People aren't *absolving* him of blame, but loads have *defended* him. I know I and a few others have taken the 'ok it's weird but is it really that bad' kind of line.

Surely that's defending him.
 
You were in the tunnel in Paris?

😱

Ha. Yeah, I was just walking along with my halogen torch (it was dark) & suddenly this car drive into a pillar.

Nah, me & my mate had stayed up drinking all night & were just about to go to bed when it appeared on sky news, some silly O clock in the morning time.
 
Ha. Yeah, I was just walking along with my halogen torch (it was dark) & suddenly this car drive into a pillar.

Nah, me & my mate had stayed up drinking all night & were just about to go to bed when it appeared on sky news, some silly O clock in the morning time.

Stick to the story. You never know who could be reading.
 
3 match ban, back to score the winner in the final.

I'll defend him - I think what he did was absolutely right, and I am annoyed that more players don't undertake a bit of tooth tickling more regularly. The game would be a much more exciting spectacle if this was more widespread
 
3 match ban, back to score the winner in the final.

I'll defend him - I think what he did was absolutely right, and I am annoyed that more players don't undertake a bit of tooth tickling more regularly. The game would be a much more exciting spectacle if this was more widespread

They would have to wear shoulder pads
 
Let's face it, Luis isn't very skilled in the biting technique. You can see him doing it a mile off. The club needs to appoint a specialist coach to show him how to perform better at it.
 
Let's face it, Luis isn't very skilled in the biting technique. You can see him doing it a mile off. The club needs to appoint a specialist coach to show him how to perform better at it.

It is either that or we teach him how to be a proper English style cunt. Get his elbows flying,his head jutting in and his feet stamping. This biting and pulling hair is how girls fight. It is a bit embarrassing frankly.
 
In the same way Gascoigne & others are criticized for wasting a "God given talent", so would Suarez if he didn't put those teeth to such good use. It really would be a terrible waste if their only purpose was for (regular) eating and adorning smiles
 
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Haha, people on my facebook think FIFA and the Italians have been paid off to make sure he doesn't get punished, people and their conspiracy theories!
 
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