Bite, Nibble, Munch and Chomp

[Modo]

Watching the press conference

 

[Markeh]

how the fuck is Rooney receding as a 10 year old

 

[Jack D Rips]

Barrett saying unconfirmed reports of nine matches

 

[Pesam]

Barrett saying unconfirmed reports of nine matches

And apparently 4 months ban from ALL football!

 

[Malarkey]

Uruguay is saying 9 matches and no champion's league participation

 

[Modo]

4 months ban from football. 9 games international.

 

[King Binny]

FIFA Media ‏@fifamedia now
DISCIPLINARY: Uruguay’s Luis Suarez suspended for 9 matches & banned for 4 months from any football-related activity.

 

[737Max]

9 match ban

 

[Jack D Rips]

Banned from football for 4 months

 

[737Max]

Bollocks.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Not so funny now

 

[Fabio]

Lol

 

[737Max]

Time to get CAS involved

 

[Rosco]

So long as they're both consenting adults, I don't see how it's any of our business.

Theres an Irish case on this point, two consenting adults engaging in S&M were convicted of assault. The title of the case (which comes from their surname initials) is S&M v the DPP

 

[Fabio]

It's still funny.

He's just a dick

 

[Modo]

Holy crap, no more World cup football for Suarez. EVER! 9 world cup games.
Stadium ban as well.
100 000 swiss francs fine.

Guess he'll be playing for us next season.

 

[Oncy]

Ahh well.
Sell.

 

[cloggypop]

Banned from football for 4 months

Back for October then

 

[Hansern]

Joke giving him a ban that goes beyond international football.
I'm guessing the Uruguayan FA will appeal

 

[Modo]

It will be appealed....and reduced.

 

[Fox]

6 matches missed last season now how many. What a knob

 

[King Binny]

If its till end of Oct, he'll be missing 9 EPL matches!

[article]6 Aug Liverpool vs Southampton
23 Aug Man City vs Liverpool
30 Aug Tottenham vs Liverpool
13 Sep Liverpool vs Aston Villa
20 Sep West Ham vs Liverpool
27 Sep Liverpool vs Everton
4 Oct Liverpool vs West Brom
18 Oct QPR vs Liverpool
25 Oct Liverpool vs Hull City[/article]

WhoScored.com ‏@WhoScored 4s
Luis Suarez: Liverpool have won 47.7% of their 107 PL games with Suarez starting and 61.9% of the 21 without him since signing in 2011 #LFC

Pete O'Rourke ‏@SkySportsPeteO now
Luis Suarez won't be available for Liverpool until Nov 1st against Newcastle.

Football Funnys ‏@FootballFunnys now
Luis Suarez has now been banned for 34 games since 2010 without receiving a single red card

Doron Salomon ‏@DoronSalomon 1m
So that's a minimum of 28 Liverpool games Suarez will have missed thanks to a variety of off the ball offences then. Closing in on a season!

 

[737Max]

We'll bloody appeal as well. I assume to CAS. How the fuck can a player at an international tournament get banned for a domestic league. Utter shite.

 

[Markeh]

If that stands regarding club matches then I'm extremely annoyed with him fucking the start of our season again

 

[StevieM]

I think @keniget and @ILD have posted very well on this.

What's most depressing is how eagerly and joyfully so many people, including a lot of people on here, race to be outraged. It's quite pathetic and it must be exhausting to live like that.

I'm outraged at this post.

Burrrrrrrrrrn Hiiiiiiiiiiim!

 

[Fox]

We had better not pay him whilst banned. Toothy wanker

 

[Oncy]

What can you do?
Muffuga keeps biting people.
*shrugs*

 

[Best Believe It]

FIFA Media ‏@fifamedia now
DISCIPLINARY: Uruguay’s Luis Suarez suspended for 9 matches & banned for 4 months from any football-related activity.

How is it enforceable to ban someone from any football-related activity? He's not allowed to watch Match of the Day? He's not allowed to buy any Panini?

 

[gkmacca]

Karma. That's what comes from trying to tap up other clubs, Luis, you toothy twat.

 

[737Max]

Are RAWK still not talking about it? That place is worse than China