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Bite, Nibble, Munch and Chomp

He's one of a few who've made the same tired post. What's the fucking point? Seriously. It's like being told off by your Dad.
Ah well if @Ossi gets some satisfaction out of that sort of comment I guess let him have it. I happily don't work that way. I'm gutted but hoping an appeal might work in our favour or as @Portly said they're some positives in a 4 month break for the bitey twat.
 
We should have an @Ryan bingo - I can only imagine what that fella says to all this when he wakes up! 😉
 
How any football fan whether Liverpool or not can condone his actions or expect him to not get a worldwide football ban is beyond me. It is not funny.... it is not clever..... it is not for us to be making jokes about.

If this guy did this in the street he would be on an ABH charge, and would be in prison now after doing it 3 times....

Wake up and smell the coffee.... the guy is rotten to the core.

Get him out of our club as far as I am concerned before he is worthless.
 
How any football fan whether Liverpool or not can condone his actions or expect him to not get a worldwide football ban is beyond me. It is not funny.... it is not clever..... it is not for us to be making jokes about.

If this guy did this in the street he would be on an ABH charge, and would be in prison now after doing it 3 times....

Wake up and smell the coffee.... the guy is rotten to the core.

Get him out of our club as far as I am concerned before he is worthless.
LOL - You really need to change your avatar lad. I just can't get over reading your posts without hearing a Frank Spencer voice in my head. Actually don't worry about it. It's too much fun. I invite others to try it also. 😀
 
Wait till you see - on appeal they'll reduce the international ban and won't touch the domestic one.
 
Ballbag ballague reckons that 'he's contacted both barca and real since the announcement' and they still want him and will pay the 63mill (80mill euros) release clause. He said that Suarez wants to go to Barca now not real but they dont have all the cash upfront and will offer players but having trouble getting them interested in coming.
 
Well he stays put then.

If the little bitey one wants his dream move - he can start by spending next season redeeming himself and winning us things.
 
suarez is very much like maradona in that the's a footy genius but an absolute nutter and this is part of it.

the thing he does is he demands people rise to his level of deisre to win - i don't think you can replace that, and that is what I think was a major driving force with this team. Take that out, and ... well ... we're relying on Rodgers's brilliance and Studge to stay healthy as we won't be buying two strikers of Suarez or Studge's class.

Oh well ... not fussed ... c'est la vie and yes, I can still smile at this despite my disappiontment with the player because ... well ... it's just foobtall.
 
I woke up to 300 new posts in this thread this morning.

You lot clearly have way too much free time.
 
suarez is very much like maradona in that the's a footy genius but an absolute nutter and this is part of it.

the thing he does is he demands people rise to his level of deisre to win - i don't think you can replace that, and that is what I think was a major driving force with this team. Take that out, and ... well ... we're relying on Rodgers's brilliance and Studge to stay healthy as we won't be buying two strikers of Suarez or Studge's class.

Oh well ... not fussed ... c'est la vie and yes, I can still smile at this despite my disappiontment with the player because ... well ... it's just foobtall.

Foobtall. I love it. 😀
 
Suarez will never walk alone
yes there are storms, but
LFC will help and he won't be afraid of the dark
his world cup dreams maybe tossed and blown
but through the wind and through the rain
he'll never walk alone.
walk on Luis with LFC and hope in your heart
 
Suarez will never walk alone
yes there are storms, but
LFC will help and he won't be afraid of the dark
his world cup dreams maybe tossed and blown
but through the wind and through the rain
he'll never walk alone.
walk on Luis with LFC and hope in your heart
He made us forget his troubles last season. This time I'm not sure that he can do it. He'll be persona non grata in England. Booed in every stadium except Anfield.
Press will be on his case, again and I'm sorry to say, rightly so.
I'd have him back for another season, no doubt, and if he performs like he did last season we might just go on to win it.
Don't think the board will want him back.
 
He made us forget his troubles last season. This time I'm not sure that he can do it. He'll be persona non grata in England. Booed in every stadium except Anfield.
Press will be on his case, again and I'm sorry to say, rightly so.
I'd have him back for another season, no doubt, and if he performs like he did last season we might just go on to win it.
Don't think the board will want him back.


call me a glass half full person ;-)

He clearly has issues, but I hope we can continue to support him.
if anything isn31 games or so he would still prob score 25 goals or more.
 
He made us forget his troubles last season. This time I'm not sure that he can do it. He'll be persona non grata in England. Booed in every stadium except Anfield.
Press will be on his case, again and I'm sorry to say, rightly so.
I'd have him back for another season, no doubt, and if he performs like he did last season we might just go on to win it.
Don't think the board will want him back.

You're probably right (and I suspect the same applies to the sponsors now) but we're also not going to let him go for peanuts, so he'll stay if we don't get a reasonable offer. I'm not fussed about the reception he'll get TBH - the booing has never completely died out even since the Evra fiasco, and it's never made a difference.
 
It'll be interesting to see where FIFA came up with the 4 month figure. I can see other clubs have an issue with the ruling if the length is an arbitrary number, as it would shift way too much power to FIFA.

What's to keep FIFA from starting to hand out long term bans for minor incidents, if this isn't well justified. They could easily start dishing out 2 week, 1 month, 2 month bans for digressions previously considered minor, or be pressured to do so on the basis of this ruling.

If this is 4 months ban from all football, then someone could make an argument that Alex Song should be banned from all football for 1 month for his violent conduct. Or Maxi Pereira should be banned for 2 weeks from all football for his kick out against Costa Rica. It's a slippery slope before FIFA are expected to start handing out universal bans for every offense, especially on the basis of this ruling, especially if the justification for this isn't very sound.

Lets see how this plays out from here.
 
The only way this could be funnier was if he had actually kicked a nun in the cunt.

If Uruguay wins the World Cup.
And Suarez comes back from his ban with gold teeth.
And FIFA notice the trophy is a few grams light.
And FIFA sues to have Suarez' teeth tested.
And it is found that the gold in Suarez' teeth did not come from the trophy.
And Suarez counter sues FIFA so hard.
And FIFA loses so hard that it is forced to disband.
And years pass.
And one day, a retired Sepp Blatter is found dead whilst lounging poolside at his villa.
And the coroner cannot determine a cause of death.
Until he finds, lodged miles up Sepp's rectum, the original Jules Rimet trophy.
And if that trophy has a bite mark.
 
So if someone gets a parking ticket for a third time - does that mean they're barred from all vehicular activity for 4 months - not just parking down the supermarket mind - parking anywhere.

... and driving... And even washing the car...
 
Ah well if @Ossi gets some satisfaction out of that sort of comment I guess let him have it. I happily don't work that way. I'm gutted but hoping an appeal might work in our favour or as @Portly said they're some positives in a 4 month break for the bitey twat.

I think it's shit that he's suspended. I don't get any satisfaction from Suarez biting people or from "telling people off". Why would I? That would be sick. Perhaps you're right. It is funny that we won't be able to field our best player until november/december...but I just can't see the funny in that. Sorry. And sorry if I disturbed you with an opinion on a internet forum.
 
I think it's shit that he's suspended. I don't get any satisfaction from Suarez biting people or from "telling people off". Why would I? That would be sick. Perhaps you're right. It is funny that we won't be able to field our best player until november/december...but I just can't see the funny in that. Sorry. And sorry if I disturbed you with an opinion on a internet forum.
Erm. Ossi you are getting odder and odder by the post - I objected to your needless 'Does anyone think it's funny now?' post - Because you sounded like a smart arse bellend. We are all LFC fans and so of course it rankles. I'm not sure what you mean by 'disturbed' by the way. My tinterklacker did ping while I was dozing so apart from waking me up from my slumber you've not 'disturbed' me at all...
 
How any football fan whether Liverpool or not can condone his actions or expect him to not get a worldwide football ban is beyond me. It is not funny.... it is not clever..... it is not for us to be making jokes about.

If this guy did this in the street he would be on an ABH charge, and would be in prison now after doing it 3 times....

Wake up and smell the coffee.... the guy is rotten to the core.

Get him out of our club as far as I am concerned before he is worthless.

ABH! Love it! So elbowing, head butting, spitting, going in over the ball studs
showing are all lesser crimes? Or do you intend to start prosecuting players for that too?
What he did was very wrong, and even worse considering his priors, but come on dude, it's hardly the worst crime you'll see on a pitch. I'd rather have a semi bite mark than an elbow to the face or battered ligaments.
 
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