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Bite, Nibble, Munch and Chomp

It's all wrong (elbowing, biting, etc), lets be honest, but it might force the issue over other incidents. It's opened up a can of worms really, the length and extremity of the ban. What will happen to multiple offenders who dive etc? What will happen to multiple offenders who elbow? Defenders won't be able to defend, and attackers won't be able to go down, it'll be even more non-contact than it already is.
 
The best thing we can do now, is say that we want Suarez to come out and admit where he wants to play next season. He owes us that much, then we can proceed to do him for breach of contract over this incident and sell him for the amount of his clause and move on.
 
Not really any need for sarcasm is there. LTW is just trying to stay positive. Blimey half of you lot belong on RAWK...

I hope you're not laughing there. And I hope no one is defending him either, that goes for anyone who says FIFA are a bunch of corrupt bellends. Coz that's EXACTLY the same as defending him.
 
We are now the proud owners of arguably the most recognisable footballer on the planet.

You'll notice how Adidas and the like aren't dropping him - just reviewing & reminding him if his "responsibilities".

Fuck Real Madrid & Barcelona - if there's no release clause this should add £20m to his price.

We should have the little bitey fucker over a barrel now - he has no moral high ground - the entire world thinks he's a cunt (bar Uruguay) - he's our bitch
Now.
 
We are now the proud owners of arguably the most recognisable footballer on the planet.

You'll notice how Adidas and the like aren't dropping him - just reviewing & reminding him if his "responsibilities".

Fuck Real Madrid & Barcelona - if there's no release clause this should add £20m to his price.

We should have the little bitey fucker over a barrel now - he has no moral high ground - the entire world thinks he's a cunt (bar Uruguay) - he's our bitch
Now.

There is a release clause Stevie, according to the Echo, which makes it pretty much a given.
 
Erm. Ossi you are getting odder and odder by the post - I objected to your needless 'Does anyone think it's funny now?' post - Because you sounded like a smart arse bellend. We are all LFC fans and so of course it rankles. I'm not sure what you mean by 'disturbed' by the way. My tinterklacker did ping while I was dozing so apart from waking me up from my slumber you've not 'disturbed' me at all...

Perfect, I love odd.

Smart arse bellend? I saw this coming and I didn't like it, I didn't find it funny but I'm the bellend and not the ones who thought it was funny? Well, so be it.

I love Suarez as a footballer but I hate the fact that he has put the club in this position. Again. Are we really going to back him to the hilt again? I hate the fucker for beeing an idiot. Everything from the Uruguayan camp are fucking nonsense. Suarez should stand up, take the punisgment like a man and admit that what he did was wrong.

He's acting like an animal and people think it's "funny"!? He bites a man and they want to appeal!?

Fucking hell.

/smart arse bellend with a tragic life

PS. This rant isn't directed to you Red A (I have no clue who you are or what your opinions are), I just detest everything in this mess. No honesty at all.
 
I reckon the ban extending to all football was harsh.

I think it will be appealed and reduced, he may miss a few games at the start of the season but probably not much more than that.
 
LOL - You really need to change your avatar lad. I just can't get over reading your posts without hearing a Frank Spencer voice in my head. Actually don't worry about it. It's too much fun. I invite others to try it also. 😀

Ha ha I did to this line :

Wake up and smell the coffee.... the guy is rotten to the core.

Betttttyyyyyyy !!
 
It's all wrong (elbowing, biting, etc), lets be honest, but it might force the issue over other incidents. It's opened up a can of worms really, the length and extremity of the ban. What will happen to multiple offenders who dive etc? What will happen to multiple offenders who elbow? Defenders won't be able to defend, and attackers won't be able to go down, it'll be even more non-contact than it already is.

Exactly! All this has just made me want to take away the goal line tech. Where will it all stop?
 
There is a release clause Stevie, according to the Echo, which makes it pretty much a given.

Well if said release clause is met - so be it.

The issue will be Barca & Real trying to do a deal below the release clause.

We should not accept anything less than the release clause amount - and bitey signed the contract so he has no cause to whinge.
 
Perfect, I love odd.

Smart arse bellend? I saw this coming and I didn't like it, I didn't find it funny but I'm the bellend and not the ones who thought it was funny? Well, so be it.

I love Suarez as a footballer but I hate the fact that he has put the club in this position. Again. Are we really going to back him to the hilt again? I hate the fucker for beeing an idiot. Everything from the Uruguayan camp are fucking nonsense. Suarez should stand up, take the punisgment like a man and admit that what he did was wrong.

He's acting like an animal and people think it's "funny"!? He bites a man and they want to appeal!?

Fucking hell.

/smart arse bellend with a tragic life

PS. This rant isn't directed to you Red A (I have no clue who you are or what your opinions are), I just detest everything in this mess. No honesty at all.
Erm ok. Glad you've got it off your chest. How about a little advice from me (without sounding condescending) try not to let all this stuff bother you. You'll live longer and be happier. It sucks and it's embarrassing that it's an LFC player that is causing quite the shit storm but roll with the punches @Ossi. It hurts less when you do. 🙂
 
Why is nobody defending Suarez's right to negotiate a deal with Madrid behind our backs?

What sort of one eyed fanboys are you? @mark1975 etc

Other players have done this, and some even posed in jerseys before they left. Show some ridiculous outrage for us
 
I hope you're not laughing there. And I hope no one is defending him either, that goes for anyone who says FIFA are a bunch of corrupt bellends. Coz that's EXACTLY the same as defending him.
I can do sarcasm. I can do sarcasm THREE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Erm ok. Glad you've got it off your chest. How about a little advice from me (without sounding condescending) try not to let all this stuff bother you. You'll live longer and be happier. It sucks and it's embarrassing that it's an LFC player that is causing quite the shit storm but roll with the punches @Ossi. It hurts less when you do. 🙂

You sound like a smart arse bellend.
 
I'm waiting for the Adidas version of Nike's LeBron James commercial.
Luis Suarez: What should I do?
Should I admit that I've made mistakes?
Should I remind you that I've done this before?
Should I not trust my instincts?
They're my instincts!
Maybe I should disappear.
*pause*
Or should I say that I'm not a role model.
What should I do.
 
My official stance will be that he fell and his teeth just touched Chiellini. Suarez got suspended because he has got teeth.
 
Why is nobody defending Suarez's right to negotiate a deal with Madrid behind our backs?

What sort of one eyed fanboys are you? @mark1975 etc

Other players have done this, and some even posed in jerseys before they left. Show some ridiculous outrage for us

Only believing the twitter rumours you like huh? Nothing like another dose of Rosco bullshit and hypocrisy.
 
We should threaten to forbid Sterling and Sturridge from playing internationally if they don't overturn the ban.
Also Neymar and Messi when we sign them. Checkmate motherfuckers.
 
Appaz tourists are now queueing to get their photo taken by this advert on Copacabana beach:

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