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[Fabio]

 

[John McGovern]

He doesn't look hard, but rather gay in this picture.

 

[Fabio]

You're lucky he can't see you

 

[Judge Jules]

"The Skrteliser relaxes between takes for the new 'Avengers' movie."

 

[gkmacca]

"Just because you lot have to watch us play doesn't mean that we do".

 

[Shadey]

" now I know what it feels like to be a linesman"

 

[Athens]

The Skrteliser: the only man who can break toughened glass by looking through it.

 

[A_K_Q_J_10]

Skrtel backs up his claim that he can hit a better penalty blindfolded than Charlie Adam.

 

[Frogfish]

Skrtel 'clearly' disagrees with the logo on his shirt.

 

[Cerberus]

He looks like the bastard son of Cyclops and Sinead O' Connor.

 

[Skullflower]

'i can't be arsed with the rest of this season'

 

[Rosco]

"Just because you lot have to watch us play doesn't mean that we do".

On that note:

Ze goggles ... zey do nothing!!!!

 

[Leo]

I still can spray it around better than Spearing

 

[gkmacca]

I still can spray it around better than Spearing

That's what the Anfield Cat said!