Caption Time

[6TimesaRed]

 

[iseered]

Sorry Olalla, I'm with Kuyt now.

 

[Judge Jules]

"Wouldn't you cut YOUR hair if it was the same colour and length as Uggo's here? Oops, sorry Dirk."

 

[Woland]

 

[Frogfish]

[quote author=jono@home link=topic=41662.msg1165713#msg1165713 date=1283104416]

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Torres : *ugh his halitosis makes me wanna throw up*

 

[6TimesaRed]

[quote author=jono@home link=topic=41662.msg1165713#msg1165713 date=1283104416]

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Kuyt looks over at Poulson and shouts

'Sorry Gayface, Torres is mine so hands off!'

 

[gene hughes]

Whatever about his face, one has to admire Kuyt's alabaster forearms.

 

[Shadey]

' carlton cole is not having my man!'

 

[kingjulian]

How many more days do i have to put up with this shite?

 

[Shadey]

[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=41662.msg1165769#msg1165769 date=1283110971]
How many more days do i have to put up with this shite?
[/quote]What shite?

 

[keniget]

Torres has a look of Christian Bale about him there.

Is that Paul Allen over there?

 

[Frogfish]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=41662.msg1165770#msg1165770 date=1283111263]
[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=41662.msg1165769#msg1165769 date=1283110971]
How many more days do i have to put up with this shite?
[/quote]What shite?
[/quote]

I'm sure he is referring to Torres' thoughts.

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=jono@home link=topic=41662.msg1165713#msg1165713 date=1283104416]

[/quote]

 

[gareth_thomas]

[quote author=jono@home link=topic=41662.msg1165713#msg1165713 date=1283104416]

Fuff, fuff, fuff, fuff fuff.... Clarice...

[/quote]

 

[Shadey]

Todays Pic @ Melwood

 

[Peatcheo]

[quote author=keniget link=topic=41662.msg1165771#msg1165771 date=1283111291]
Torres has a look of Christian Bale about him there.

Is that Paul Allen over there?
[/quote]

Try getting a booking at Dorsia now you FUCKKKKKK

 

[manwithnoname]

Hopefully he'll bury a fucking axe into Lucas's skull.

 

[Avmenon]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=41662.msg1174834#msg1174834 date=1284575946]
Todays Pic @ Melwood

[/quote]

'Aaannd I want it that wayyyyy'

 

[Shadey]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41662.msg1174845#msg1174845 date=1284578989]
Hopefully he'll bury a fucking axe into Lucas's skull.
[/quote] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Frogfish]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=41662.msg1174834#msg1174834 date=1284575946]
Todays Pic @ Melwood

[/quote]

Piece of piss this three legged race.

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=41662.msg1174834#msg1174834 date=1284575946]
Todays Pic @ Melwood

[/quote]

My initial thought was 'why is Gerrard holding a boomerang?'

 

[Shadey]

Good shout Doc 😉

 

[gareth_thomas]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=41662.msg1174834#msg1174834 date=1284575946]
Todays Pic @ Melwood

[/quote]

-Hodgson uses Benitez training drill-

Hodgson looks for a place to store his uniform from the battle of Somme... stumbles across Rafa's training notes hidden under a secret Donut stash... note reads 'My Football ideology - restrict restrict restrict'

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Edit:

Sorry. I'm pissed, but the above made no sense to me.

And to use the Somme in some amusing joke about someone being old (I assume) I find inappropriate.

 

[gareth_thomas]

a good indication of why I’m not normally considered to be humorous...

But today I’ve somehow managed to convince people I’m racist- incredibly naive...illiterate....and have a genuinely poor sense of humour.

*goes into hiding*

 

[zlatan18]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=41662.msg1174854#msg1174854 date=1284580429]
[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=41662.msg1174834#msg1174834 date=1284575946]
Todays Pic @ Melwood

[/quote]

My initial thought was 'why is Gerrard holding a boomerang?'
[/quote]

lol

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Don't worry gareth, I was probably just overreacting after a few pints

 

[SaintGeorge67]

That said, it still makes no sense to me

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=41662.msg1174834#msg1174834 date=1284575946]
Todays Pic @ Melwood

[/quote]

the hola hoop competition was ruined when baby hoops were ordered by mistake...

 

[nealmac]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=41662.msg1174834#msg1174834 date=1284575946]
Todays Pic @ Melwood

[/quote]
Joe Cole's idea of wearing his Granny's knickers while training was catching on, until they all realised they were too big.