Match Thread EPL Fulham (A) Sun 4th January 15:00

[Holle]

Why can't we do this too?

Because other teams aren't coached by a moron.

 

[Halmeister]

All of our players get the ball, stop it, take a few touches, then play it backwards or sideways. Such a badly coached side. I'm going for a walk.

 

[dee]

Slot(h)ball established

 

[RedBaron]

Slow, predictable, very little imagination

 

[Markeh]

wtf virgil, so hesitant

 

[binomial]

Just get this fat bald slobbering mess of a fraud out my club. Cunt.

 

[Fabio]

He can't stay til the summer. The rot will get worse

 

[Fabio]

Be wild if we had a shot on target before the 30th minute. Be fucking utopia

 

[Red Mullet]

Virgil taking over from Mo.

 

[Red Mullet]

Be wild if we had a shot on target before the 30th minute. Be fucking utopia

It’ll be wilder if we win from a losing position

 

[Best Believe It]

Do we practice passing?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Be wild if we had a shot on target before the 30th minute. Be fucking utopia

LOL

 

[Markeh]

what’s the xg on that gakpo chance earlier? i never really followed how those stats work, is it based on the position the shot is taken from and how many times they go in?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

"haven't hit their rhythm yet in west london" ...

have we been in rhythm in the last 11 months?

 

[binomial]

Bradley wouldn’t look out of place at Fulham

 

[Modo]

Kerkez is such a terrible crosser of the ball

 

[FreshRed]

Kerkez crosses have been crap. A few decent opportunities, if there was a better ball.

 

[Fabio]

"haven't hit their rhythm yet in west london" ...

have we been in rhythm in the last 11 months?

Statistically, this is now our rhythm.

 

[binomial]

Cairney taking the piss out of Mac
& no surprise Kerkez is our only route to adding an injection of pace.

 

[Persian scouse]

If Dom is our best player this season then we are really very poor side

 

[Markeh]

kearney and jiminez must have a combined age of 70

 

[moron]

I see Liverpool Pedestrian FC are out again.

 

[keniget]

I don’t understand this line up. Where are the goals meant to come from?

The turnovers are unsurprising because there is just zero pace and penetration in attack so we just pass it about either losing it or trying to make impossible passes.

He’s not ready but I’d still start Rio.

 

[SteveQ78]

Kirkez crosses without looking whos there, crap

 

[Momo]

I’m so done with Slot I’m using this time to look for a summer holiday with the wife and bin lids.

 

[binomial]

Players aren’t playing for him, why would they? He’s a cunt.

 

[Fabio]

i'm in work watching this on a tablet. So close to binning it off and playing slay the spire instead

 

[KopRed]

Kudos to Wilson still, not easy to beat Ali from there.

The sheer power and accuracy of the shot. Haven't seen it from one of ours in awhile.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Bradley wouldn’t look out of place at Fulham

You think he can make a step up to a club of that quality?

 

[moron]

Do we practice passing?

Yes , just not where it matters, and without anyone moving