I'm getting angry for you here.
Everton pre match thread
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I'm getting angry for you here.
I feel for you Jon, but he made his bed. Can you have a sudden case of a bad back? Get laid up for the rest of the day on the couch, win win.
Stop moaning about early kick-offs. I only remembered yesterday that it's my Daughter's birthday party today, and I'm off to Go Ape in Chessington with a load of 10 and 11 year olds to watch them climb stuff and whatever the fuck else goes on there.
And before anyone reminds me I should know her birthday, it's actually tomorrow. But obviously we couldn't have the party on Sunday, because that would mean I could watch the Derby.
Fucking hell.FUCK,
And before anyone reminds me I should know her birthday, it's actually tomorrow. But obviously we couldn't have the party on Sunday, because that would mean I could watch the Derby.
Fucking hell.FUCK,
Fixed.
Already a shit one. I've been sitting for 6 hours in a Chinese police station just waiting for my turn to pay a speeding fine !
Oh it gets better.
Her mum & dad split years ago, so I effectively have two sets of in laws.
The mum's side is the problem today.
Her dad's side said they wanted to do something with the kids easter weekend & suggested martinmere. Now an rspb place doesn't interest me one jot, & I imagine the kids will be equally nonplussed, but I figured it's family time together.
So I said, Friday, Saturday or Monday is fine, can't do Sunday cos we play West Brom.
They text us last night, they've booked tickets for the Sunday. Seriously, WTF?!
Her mum & dad split years ago, so I effectively have two sets of in laws.
The mum's side is the problem today.
Her dad's side said they wanted to do something with the kids easter weekend & suggested martinmere. Now an rspb place doesn't interest me one jot, & I imagine the kids will be equally nonplussed, but I figured it's family time together.
So I said, Friday, Saturday or Monday is fine, can't do Sunday cos we play West Brom.
They text us last night, they've booked tickets for the Sunday. Seriously, WTF?!
You did that whilst holding your e-pipe right.
I was pointing it right at the post, with an arched eyebrow & amused smug grin plastered on my face.
Three half built motorbikes. Approx ten motorbikes worth of parts in boxes & storage crates. A fair few crates of original Japanese samurai pieces & blades he collects (we have to call up to get them added to our house insurance as they're worth a fair bit) although I'll put them in the loft not the cellar, don't want them getting damp. Loads of other stuff that I'm not aware of yet.
A huge tarantino fan then.
Nah, as well as being an ex mma trainer he is some kind of specialist in Tae Kwon Do & is obsessed with Japan & the Samurai. He used to be off at competitions constantly.
It seems you made the intelligent choice. Liverpool is not worth risking your limbs over.
My in laws are reds so I guess I've got lucky with that. Her Dad wouldn't plan on anything if the match is on.
My mate thought that. Until it turned out his FIL was one of those 'fans' who read the tabloids & then proffered them as gospel continually. He also insists on going round to their house to watch the match as he doesn't have sky so he's stuck watching it with him & his 'opinions' continually over the match.
He came to the pub for a Utd game last season with us & most of wanted to lynch him within fifteen minutes.
Unlucky for your mate. I've watched a few matches with the in laws. My language is taken down a notch with them about.
Pennington, Holgate and Calvert-Lewin all set to start for Everton. According the Paul joyce on twitter.
Who are these??
Who are these??
The amount of times a young bitter or manc I've never heard of scores a winner against us before falling into obscurity for the rest of their career is ridiculous.
Therefore this worries me.
Holgate and Calvert-Lewin have played quite a few games already, and against us. Never heard of the first one.
Youthful approach and attitude from Koeman with the injuries they've got.
Could Woodburn be our surprise starter?
Did Calvert-Lewin come on late on at Woodison?
Holgate will be at left back I presume.
Holgate will be at left back I presume.
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